Running CAUSES (sort of) heart attacks?!?

Yeah. And all those people in the scooters at Walmart are in them because of running injuries... 

Thank you for a new fact.  I read it online therefore it must be a fact.  No one, especially Marmahe'sourDaddy, would state sarcasm without using the Marmahe'sourDaddy approved sarcasm font.  Therefore it MUST be a fact.  

Right. Because I would never forget that it exists even though I created it.

I'm gonna file this study under the "Yeah, no kidding" file.

There's a reason stress tests are done on treadmills.  Working your heart so that it requires more oxygen and blood flow is the way to bring out signs of blockages.  Hmmm...sorta similar to running.

NEWSFLASH!!!!

Flying reveals fear of flying in some passengers!  Film at eleven.

And falling never killed anyone.  It's the sudden stops.  Can I get grant money to study that some more?

You work on that...I'll be busy studying the inability to breathe while swimming underwater phenomenon.

Now, to gather volunteers so we can complete these studies.

I saw one of them there scientific studies that said if you swim in the ocean you are more likely to be bitten by a shark than if you swim in a swimming pool...

wheris the read funt....

Is the shark tank at the Shed Aquarium considered a pool or an ocean (simulated)??  Hmmm, might contradict that study if it's considered a pool. 

I knews u couldnent truest thedem sturdies da's all gots some agendia,,,,, and our taxxxxx doularrrrss...

My academic advisor is currently serving a two year sentence term at the NSF (National Science Foundation).  He is one of the people who decides which proposals get funding and which ones don't. 

According to him he's seen some really doozy's of proposals come across his desk that he passed on to the proper committe that were returned back to him earmarked for funding.

Ask him if he'd approve funding for this study:  Watching Bubbles ride her mountain bike leads to blindness and excessive hair growth in odd places.