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2007-02-06 1:46 PM

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Buttercup
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Just in time for Valentine's Day - a bizarre love triangle.

Nowak's high-flying career came crashing down Monday after her arrest in an alleged kidnapping plot involving a purported romantic rival at the Orlando, Florida, airport. (Full story)

The charges against Nowak stem from an alleged love triangle in which Nowak and NASA engineer Colleen Shipman were competing for the affections of astronaut Bill Oefelein, police said.

Nowak now will face a charge of attempted first-degree murder after being charged earlier with battery, attempted kidnapping and attempted vehicle burglary with battery.

2007-02-06 1:54 PM
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2007-02-06 1:56 PM
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Allegedly murderous obsession...

I think she may have a touch of the space madness.

REN: Captain's log. Commander Hoëk here, on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. We've made this trip dozens of times. (to audience) You know, they say sometimes people go CRAZY on these long trips. They get the, eh...(in unearthly voice) SPACE MADNESS. (normal) Heh. Space madness. Mr Science Officer, commence relaxation period.
STIMPY: Aye aye, Cap'n.





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2007-02-06 1:56 PM
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2007-02-06 1:58 PM
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I think Jim pegged it.


And how creepy is that? (the story... not Jim. I'll leave the trash-talking to the folks who are better at it)
2007-02-06 2:00 PM
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run4yrlif - 2007-02-06 2:56 PM

Allegedly murderous obsession...

I think she may have a touch of the space madness.

REN: Captain's log. Commander Hoëk here, on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. We've made this trip dozens of times. (to audience) You know, they say sometimes people go CRAZY on these long trips. They get the, eh...(in unearthly voice) SPACE MADNESS. (normal) Heh. Space madness. Mr Science Officer, commence relaxation period.
STIMPY: Aye aye, Cap'n.

Yeah. Alleged.

You know, if she had just Asked Jim, she might have been spared the trouble of wearing a depends for 1,000 miles only to totally botch her space madness attack.

Wonder how that would have been written...

Dear Jim,

I'm a married woman who is incensed that my boyfriend has an interest in another woman. How do you suggest I eliminate her?

Wacked Out on Space Dust

2007-02-06 2:02 PM
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shepherd - 2007-02-06 2:58 PM I think Jim pegged it. And how creepy is that? (the story... not Jim.

Either or.

2007-02-06 2:03 PM
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Renee - 2007-02-06 3:00 PM

Dear Jim,

I'm a married woman who is incensed that my boyfriend has an interest in another woman. How do you suggest I eliminate her?

Wacked Out on Space Dust

Dear Wacky,

Deep breath....

Repeat after me:

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

Feel better? Good. Now go take a vicodin.

2007-02-06 2:19 PM
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Subject: RE: Nothing says I Love You like murderous obsession

Love.  It ain't rocket science. 

2007-02-06 2:23 PM
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Buttercup
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Doh!
2007-02-06 2:41 PM
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FIANLLY....someone else has attracted "psycho of the year" candidate.  The monkey is officially off my back.  Hooray!

 

2007-02-06 3:18 PM
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Renee - 2007-02-06 3:00 PM

You know, if she had just Asked Jim, she might have been spared the trouble of wearing a depends for 1,000 miles only to totally botch her space madness attack.

Like, didn't she have to stop for gas somewhere along the way?  Seems like she could've spared a couple of minutes now and then to pee.  Wearing a wet Depends for a 1,000 miles might create its own set of problems.

Mark 

2007-02-06 3:34 PM
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Buttercup
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Uhhh I don't think she was behaving (or thinking) entirely rationally, Mark.

2007-02-06 3:41 PM
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Champion
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Definitely weird.  

2007-02-06 5:23 PM
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Master
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"Novak was arrested carrying:
- A steel mallet
- Latex gloves
- Rubber tubing
- Garbage bags, and
- A serrated knife with a 4 inch blade."

Make you wanna go "hmmmmm...." A scene from Sin City comes to mind.
2007-02-07 2:19 AM
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Hmmm.  Maybe spending too much time in space affects both your brain and your bladder...

 





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2007-02-07 7:25 AM
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Denise2003 - 2007-02-06 5:23 PM "Novak was arrested carrying: - A steel mallet - Latex gloves - Rubber tubing - Garbage bags, and - A serrated knife with a 4 inch blade." Make you wanna go "hmmmmm...." A scene from Sin City comes to mind.

I don't see the big deal, I have 4 out of those 5 things in my car right now.  Who doesn't?

(I'm out of garbage bags.)

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