Subject: RE: i finally swam with 'cologne man'!!!when i broke and dislocated my elbow in 98, the woman who stopped to help me (one of several...not the guy who almost ran me over though, of course ) had me get in her car while we waited for bill to come get me and take me to the ER. ANYWAY, she had SOOOO much perfume on, and i thought i might get sick between the shock of the accident, the pain, and her perfume. i had to keep going to that thankful place in my brain and reminding myself that she was SO kind to help me at all...no more bitchy pills, ya know? it was pretty awful though. the smell was more overpowering than the pain i was in.
the other thing i remember about her is that she told me they might have to cut off my jacket. she had broken a wrist or ankle or something, and they had to cut off her shirt or shoe or something. i remember thinking 'NO WAY! i got this windstopper patagonia jacket on uber sale! no way are they cutting it off of me!' sure enough, i managed to slip my arm out w/o major pain once i got to the ER. hee hee. now my brother had that jacket. maybe i should steal it back from him  |