Best line from a song...

And yesterday i saw you kissing tiny flowers,
But all that lives is born to die.
And so i say to you that nothing really matters,
And all you do is stand and cry.

led zeppelin- "that's the way"

easily one of the saddest lines of any song i know.  this is a cool thread...i'm a huge music lover!

Meatloaf: Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth,
There's the windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle,
Look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really
turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for
second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the
throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he
comes, he's out! No, wait, safe-safe at second base, this kid
really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the
plate, here's the pitch-he's going, and what a jump he's got,
he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at
third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out
there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glances over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third
base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze
play, it's gonna be close, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Too many to list:

"I reach back like a pimp and I slap the ho..."  (Country version- can't understand that rap crap)

"Green alligators and long neck geese, humpty back camels and chimpanzee's..."

"Red hooded sweeeeaaatshirt, dip dip dip dip shamalamadingdong, sweeeeeeeaaaatshirt..."

Oh good! I get to talk about the most talented songwriter ever!

Nothing fuels a good flirtation like need and anger and desperation.  -Aimee Mann, "The Moth"

Or how about:

And I know life is getting shorter

I can't bring myself to set the scene

Even when it's approaching torture

I've got my routine

That's from "Momentum" from the Magnolia soundtrack.

Or:

Now that I've met you
would you object to
never seeing each other again
cause I can't afford to
climb aboard you
no one's got that much ego to spend

From "Deathly" off of Bachelor No. 2 (also on the Magonlia ST).

Aimee's amazing and impossibly underated. I urge anyone to go immediately to www.aimeemann.com. Besides being a heck of a musician, she's a pretty cool story, too. After geting screwed by Big Record Companies while with 'Til Tuesday, she started her own publishing company (Alter Ego Records, and now produces and markets her own records. I like her a little...

Anyone else have a daughter???

...Stickin' little white flowers all up in her hair.
"Walk beside the pony
daddy, it's my first ride."
"I know the cake looks funny,
daddy, but I sure tried."
Oh, with all that I've done wrong,
I must have done something right
To deserve a hug every morning,
And butterfly kisses at night.

Is that Dynamite Hack Boyz in da Hood?!?

Who else would it be???

You see that shampoo bottle now stick it up my @ss

push it in and out, at a medium pace...

Adam Sandler

LOL!!! I love that song!

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Adam Sandler-hilarious!

A true artist:  Red Hooded Sweatshirt, P.O.S. Car, LunchLady, the Chanukkah Song (ver.1 &2)...