Subject: RE: 10 Days until the 2005 Tour De FrancePGoldberger - 2005-06-22 4:27 PM
zakk - 2005-06-22 3:10 PM and you might as well hold the top 3 places for Team CSC. The Bald Eagle has turned those boys into a lean, mean, climbing machine! Oh, and some USA team has some genetic freak going over the pond too. Please, Basso might get into the top three again (and I hope he does) but do you honestly think any team can sweep the podium? Most likely another repeat with Discovery, Telekom and CSC.
No I really am that dumb. all 9 CSC riders will take the top 9 after the following happens: the rest of every team will abandon the race due to an omen of chickens running up Alp d' Huez. A plauge of mono will break out from the podium girls that infected Cuengo, which Greg Lemond will call doping and begin to make excuses that he had mono when he lost some race he should have won. Lance will be caught using a micro motor in his rear derailuer, Ekimov will leap from the bushes and pace fellow russian Yaroslav Popovych in a cold war-esque coup of Lance Armstrong (now disgraced from his micro motor discovery. ) Robbie will lead a rebellion of Aussies that will refuse to sprint, due to work conditions, and invade every pub in France and insist the francophones have no idea how to pour an ale. The tour will be won by CSC taking all 9 remaining positions, but only after being put into a 'spot of bother' by a roaming band of 9 year old football hooligans on BMX bikes.
That's what I really think. Edited by zakk 2005-06-23 10:31 AM
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