Gear Goddesses signature lines ...

It gets choppy after the BALLS line.  Hows about omitting the last two lines and using something like "Now alas I'm a loser for Goddesses T*I*T*S were too small?"

I shouldn't have spent so much time at the mall?

 Or how about:

I rode a lot, but it wasn't enough,
When you're up against guys, the going's tough.
I may be a Goddess, but damn those malls!
For now I'm a loser; Couldnt handle those BALLS. 

I like it. Not crazy about the small t*ts thing...

Lets get the response outta the mish mosh:

I agree.  Not trying to be a slob or anything, just throwing around some of the terms this wide eyed, know nothing has seen on the site. 

Ahhh, there's something to be said for a lymrick ... we're guys afterall.

Anyone seen Tyrant or Morey1?  We have some good bones for the lyrics, but agree that it could be fleshed out a bit.

(Btw, the sophmoronic humor stops at the end of the challenge )

Here's a couple of ideas...not sure if they're BETTER than the other stuff.

I rode a lot, but it was rough.
When you're up against guys, the going's tough.
I may be a Goddess,
But those boys are the hottest. 
And for all the smack talk, we couldn't ride enough.

We all set goals that were easy to beat.
Going against guys ain't no great feat.
But the guys are the studs
and us gals are the duds
Goddesses now bow down at TBI's feet.

The BT bike challenge smack talk was hard and was rough 
The gals thought the guys wouldn't ride nearly enough
but the guys came to play
and the gals ran astray
So goddeses now admit TBI's team is tough.

Morey! Good job rolling it off the cuff like that ...

Liking:

Fellow champions ... what say you? Any more additions to consider or are we good?

I'd ask that you make sure at a minimum that run4yrlife, jszat, and the other contributers here like it.  They got the ball rolling...