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Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center
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 2006-02-01 11:06 AM |
Expert  1180    Iowa |  Subject: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness CenterWhich ones should I enroll in? WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Saturday, February 26, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THESE CLASSES, WE ARE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS PER CLASS MAXIMUM.
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat. aLSO, Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion: Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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| 2006-02-01 11:09 AM in reply to: #336411 |
Pro 3705  Vestavia Hills | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Attendance might be limited as these skills appear to be largely unnecessary ... |
| 2006-02-01 11:11 AM in reply to: #336411 |
Elite 2673 Muskego, WI | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Enrolling in those classes can only be harmful to the marriage. Set the bar of expectations as low as humanly possible so as to shock and impress your spouse with even the slightest hint of effort. That's my motto.  |
| 2006-02-01 11:12 AM in reply to: #336414 |
Resident Curmudgeon 25290 The Road Back Gold member | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center huengsolo - 2006-02-01 11:09 AM Attendance might be limited as these skills appear to be largely unnecessary ... As I read through the list I was thinking the exact same thing. |
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| 2006-02-01 4:29 PM in reply to: #336411 |
| Extreme Veteran 760 Provo, UT (my heart is in Seattle) | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Ha ha, don't waste your time with those classes. Although the bathroom one sounds like a good one. I always got annoyed that my roommates would not clean up their missfires. We started having to put money into a jar each time we didn't clean up our pee. At the end of the month the one that was the cleanest took everything. I made a ton of money off of them! |
| 2006-02-01 4:37 PM in reply to: #336686 |
| Pro 3705 Vestavia Hills | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Drewwhite - 2006-02-01 5:29 PM Ha ha, don't waste your time with those classes. Although the bathroom one sounds like a good one. I always got annoyed that my roommates would not clean up their missfires. We started having to put money into a jar each time we didn't clean up our pee. At the end of the month the one that was the cleanest took everything. I made a ton of money off of them! ... or, you obviously are not drinking as much as they are! |
| 2006-02-01 4:51 PM in reply to: #336411 |
| Master 1597 Colorado | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center This thread should actually be re-titled "Prerequisite courses for certain BTers (*cough* Jen *cough* Jess *cough* Haley *cough* Liz) to be taken prior to staying at Stake's place". Actually, not so much Jess, but the rest of you- sheesh...
I'm just sayin'...
(and I'm also ducking |
| 2006-02-01 4:54 PM in reply to: #336411 |
| Master 2052 Colorado | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center And yet, you let me stay anyway. Heh. As I was reading down the list I was going "Oh Shit, Stake's gonna have a field day with this. I will never hear the end of it...." |
| 2006-02-01 5:37 PM in reply to: #336702 |
| Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Thats right, duck Mikey boy. I must say I was impressed that you did the dishes and stuff. I felt like I was in a hotel for the weekend. I can't wait to go back! Thanks Chippy, and you've got it made. Stake - 2006-02-01 5:51 PM This thread should actually be re-titled "Prerequisite courses for certain BTers (*cough* Jen *cough* Jess *cough* Haley *cough* Liz) to be taken prior to staying at Stake's place". Actually, not so much Jess, but the rest of you- sheesh...
I'm just sayin'...
(and I'm also ducking |
| 2006-02-01 6:49 PM in reply to: #336411 |
| Wife, Mother, Friend. 2457 South | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center where's the one that teaches table manners? I live with someone who eats like the dining room table is his personal pig trough.
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| 2006-02-01 7:03 PM in reply to: #336411 |
| Elite 3223 Hendersonville | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Oh my gosh!! I lived up to Stake's expectations!! I can't believe it!! |
| 2006-02-01 8:18 PM in reply to: #336411 |
| Elite 3972 Reno | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center My dell lap top took the chardonay that went out my nose very well I admit that I need to take a few of these - will they open enrollment to a chick? of several - me, Lara, and everyone who stayed at Stakes house? triman50 - 2006-02-01 11:06 AM Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion: Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Edited by bootygirl 2006-02-01 8:24 PM |
| 2006-02-01 8:54 PM in reply to: #336417 |
| Master 1867 The real USC, in the ghetto of LA | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center morey1 - 2006-02-01 11:11 AM Enrolling in those classes can only be harmful to the marriage. Set the bar of expectations as low as humanly possible so as to shock and impress your spouse with even the slightest hint of effort. That's my motto. as a guy who is BEARLY still in school he claims "dont set a bar, it guarentees success" |
| 2006-02-01 8:58 PM in reply to: #336424 |
| Master 1867 The real USC, in the ghetto of LA | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Lara - 2006-02-01 11:29 AM Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion: Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. NEVER make a guy shop with you.. EVER.. this is cruel and unusual punishment.. this is what your girlfriends are for!! THANK YOU. i explained it to a girl once, i told her imagine what ever "weird" sex thing (that she wouldnt want to do, that her man has asked for) your guy wants to do, that is our form of "shopping... trying things on and seeing what makes us feel good." i told her to imagine 3 hours of it. she never asked her man to shop, as far as i know. |
| 2006-02-01 8:59 PM in reply to: #336702 |
| Master 1867 The real USC, in the ghetto of LA | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Stake - 2006-02-01 4:51 PM This thread should actually be re-titled "Prerequisite courses for certain BTers (*cough* Jen *cough* Jess *cough* Haley *cough* Liz) to be taken prior to staying at Stake's place". Actually, not so much Jess, but the rest of you- sheesh...
I'm just sayin'...
(and I'm also ducking wow they pee all over the walls and the floor! |
| 2006-02-02 5:48 AM in reply to: #336853 |
| Master 1597 Colorado | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Well, just one of them. But I'll never tell which one...
tyrant - 2006-02-01 9:59 PM Stake - 2006-02-01 4:51 PM wow they pee all over the walls and the floor!This thread should actually be re-titled "Prerequisite courses for certain BTers (*cough* Jen *cough* Jess *cough* Haley *cough* Liz) to be taken prior to staying at Stake's place". Actually, not so much Jess, but the rest of you- sheesh...
I'm just sayin'...
(and I'm also ducking |
| 2006-02-02 6:10 AM in reply to: #336411 |
| Elite 2777 In my bunk with new shoes and purple sweats. | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Can't believe the low responce from the BT girls. So should I start a "classes for women" thread and ramp this thing up a bit? |
| 2006-02-02 7:30 AM in reply to: #337028 |
| Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center |
| 2006-02-02 7:30 AM in reply to: #337028 |
| Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Stake - 2006-02-02 6:48 AM wow they pee all over the walls and the floor!Well, just one of them. But I'll never tell which one... That explains the rubber sheets. And you had them before I visited so its not me! |
| 2006-02-02 11:26 PM in reply to: #336411 |
| Elite 2661 DC Metro, slowly working my way to NC | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center Good lord, I could probably use all of these... It would probably also explain why I hear "I've never met a gal quite like you before" a lot. |
| 2006-02-03 10:57 AM in reply to: #336411 |
| Champion 4902 Ottawa, Ontario | Subject: RE: Finally! Men's Only Classes at my Fitness Center I am okay with most of these issues as I am the "stay at home" partner and do most of the cleaning and the cooking anyways. I would benefit greatly from two classes though: Class 10 "Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? " For me, sittling quietly while my wives DRIVES is impossible. Of course she doesn not drive the car, she aims it ... like a gun!!! Pretty scary! Class 12, "How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion". I hate shopping and can never relax in shopping mall that is overheated and crowded. BUT, she drags me with her anyways!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggg....... |
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