Am I turning into an old fogey?

Start hiking the sweatpants up under the armpits....OLD FOGEY ALERT!!!! 

Perhaps also puree your food and drink with a straw as the teeth are about to fall out!!  

wait a minute...

 I'm in bed before 10

A day does not go by that I'm not monitoring my HR

I worry about my nutrition

I consume pureed fruit daily

I'm at the pool in the middle of the day

Holy crap....I'm ancient! 

lol, really. Wait till you're watching something historic and you turn to kids/guest/etc and say, "well as I recall it happened........."

My recent favorite old fogey comment was during the holidays when my 9 y/o neice asked, "Uncle Russell what was it like to open your presents on Christmas morning to discover things likes wooden blocks or writing paper". I knocked her out.

YES.

Black socks with sandals, the condo in Florida and plaid jackets are next

Hey!  Enough already! 

Welcome to Fogey-ville, pop:  inf.  I thought all of the above movies were funny, for their time.  And as I get fogey-er (vortmax - that's a word - I swear) monitoring HR, watching the diet, the sillier the movie - the better.  That Ben Stiller - he's such a card!

And if you are considering a move to Florida - buy a map!  I'm changing my name to " 'Scuse-me."  I'm tired of giving directions! 

This isn't far from the truth.  The Kennedy assassination for example, or watching the first moon landing.

But when I move to Florida, I am NOT wearing black socks and sandals! 

I hated Anchorman the Legend of Ron Burgandy the first time I saw it, but now routinely stay at it for a while when it is on cable and enjoy some of the parts.  Old Skool I found overhyped and lame.

I too have found myself seeing a movie and feeling the profanity is forced for effect, but that isnt so much fogeyism as it is recognizing a weak script.  Dont get me wrong cuz I can cuss with the best of em, darn tootin'!  I feel old when I am called 'sir' at the store by a clerk.  I am only freakin 33. 

I can echo the sentiments on bed time.  Last New Year, we were in bed by 10 (we have young kids).  I was awaken at midnight by the sound of fireworks by the neighborhood whippersnappers.  As I was in a deep sleep, I mosied over to the window in a huff to check what all the ruckus was.  Man did I feel like a codger when I realized what I was getting upset about.

So long as you can act immature in other ways, I think you are ok, but then again I could be biased as I may be trying to deny my decent into being a fogey.

I agree, Napolean Dynamite was not that good the first time, but it was alot better the next time. I am 30yrs young but feel like an old fogey too. The stonewashed jeans, Def Lepard shirt and the feather hair needs to go. I am looking for an extreme makeover, lol.

"Ron Burgundy and Napolean Dynomite had to be two of the worst movies I've seen in the last year."

Yes. And those other things (car, hair, piercings) wil just make you look silly. Young is in your soul.

Not to bring you down but I was joking. Though some old Lepard is cool.

You get your har feathered....hell no. I never liked that look even whe it was in. Then again who am I the damn fashion police.

I love Def Leppard too! You're not alone!