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 2005-10-07 12:27 PM |
Extreme Veteran  604   Northwest Ohio |  Subject: Worst pick-up lineIt's Friday afternoon. Time for something light--- What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? About a year ago, I had a guy say to me, "All my friends want to be with women who look like Playboy bunnies, but I'd rather be with someone like you......" Oh gee, thanks.....  Edited by Bettylou 2005-10-07 12:27 PM |
| 2005-10-07 12:29 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Master 2052  Colorado | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line Heh. I was talking to a guy once and he whipped a condom out of his pocket and said "Well, you know, sex with me: minimum effort, maximum protection." Awesome. |
| 2005-10-07 12:30 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Master 1573 Red Sox Nation | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line |
| 2005-10-07 12:33 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Extreme Veteran 481 Coppell | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line |
| 2005-10-07 12:36 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line I've never gotten lines from anyone, really. Based on a lot I've heard girls talk about, I'm glad. |
| 2005-10-07 1:42 PM in reply to: #261623 |
| Elite Veteran 1817 Cedar Rapids, Iowa | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line Let's see if I can remember back that far......... first of all guys were always saying "You look like (insert name of famous blonde here - NONE of whom I look like) - I hated that because it just reeked of "If I tell her she's as pretty as a movies star, she'll have sex with me". This isn't exactly a "pick up line", but I love this story: About 13-14 years ago, this guy who was a high level exec at the company I worked for (his family owned the company or he'd just be another loser in a suit) started campaigning hard for me to have an affair with him (he was married, I had not met my hubs yet). I worked in Customer Service, pulling down a whopping 15K a year, and was raising two little kids by myself (read this as.....poor single working mother). I guess he thought his allure should be too much for me to keep resisting without a reason other than the fact that he was an a**hole and I don't believe in affairs with married people, so he said (I kid you not) "I know the only reason you keep resisting this is because you don't believe that someone like me would be interested in someone like you, but I really like you, Tania". Even after all this time, that still cracks me up. Edited by Tania 2005-10-07 1:44 PM |
| 2005-10-07 1:49 PM in reply to: #261694 |
Elite 2421 | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line Vulgarity Warning: The funniest one I ever heard of someone actually attempting, "Let's play Army, I'll lay on the ground and you blow the hell outta me." I don't think it worked. bts |
| 2005-10-07 1:50 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Expert 658 San Diego | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line who's seen this happen: a car is driving down the street and passes by a girl or a small group of girls and a passenger in the car leans out of the window and goes, "YOGIRLWASSUP WITH THAT BOOTY LEMME HOLLA ATCHA!" why? do they really think someone would turn and say "oh yea here's my number get at me?" p.s. the phrase "holler" and all variations of should be destroyed. |
| 2005-10-07 1:57 PM in reply to: #261694 |
Extreme Veteran 604 Northwest Ohio | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line Tania - 2005-10-07 1:42 PM Let's see if I can remember back that far......... first of all guys were always saying "You look like (insert name of famous blonde here - NONE of whom I look like) - I hated that because it just reeked of "If I tell her she's as pretty as a movies star, she'll have sex with me". This isn't exactly a "pick up line", but I love this story: About 13-14 years ago, this guy who was a high level exec at the company I worked for (his family owned the company or he'd just be another loser in a suit) started campaigning hard for me to have an affair with him (he was married, I had not met my hubs yet). I worked in Customer Service, pulling down a whopping 15K a year, and was raising two little kids by myself (read this as.....poor single working mother). I guess he thought his allure should be too much for me to keep resisting without a reason other than the fact that he was an a**hole and I don't believe in affairs with married people, so he said (I kid you not) "I know the only reason you keep resisting this is because you don't believe that someone like me would be interested in someone like you, but I really like you, Tania". Even after all this time, that still cracks me up. Oh gosh! That made me laugh out loud! At a college party, after I turned a guy down when he asked if I wanted to go back to his room with him (after about 30 seconds of small talk), he then waved his student ID in front of me and said, "Don't you know who I am? I'm here on full athletic scholarship!" OK. Like that would make a difference???? |
| 2005-10-07 1:59 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Champion 4902 Ottawa, Ontario | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line ... - I hated that because it just reeked of "If I tell her she's as pretty as a movies star, she'll have sex with me ... Ah crap! You mean that line doesn't work anymore!?! |
| 2005-10-07 2:13 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Member 24 Muscle Shoals, AL / Navarre Beach, FL | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line You must wash you clothes with Windex. WHY Because in can see myself in your pants. |
| 2005-10-07 3:54 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Expert 783 South Bend, IN | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line 1) " Do you give head to guys you don't know? No? My name is ..... Nic eto meet you.... How about now?" 2) " I am going to go home, think about you and masturbate. Why don't you come over so both of us can get in on it?" BTW... I have never used either one... Never did believe in pick up lines other than " Hi, my name is.... " and going from there. My cousin did use number one with regular frequency. Said with a smile actually got him places more times than not. I can't say too much about the women though....... |
| 2005-10-07 4:14 PM in reply to: #261810 |
Pro 4481 Reston | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line Hey, you wanna get a pizza and f***? What, you don't like pizza? |
| 2005-10-07 5:16 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Veteran 305 Wichita Falls | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line nice shoes... wanna f***? one of my old supervisors used this to pick up his wife... they are now on year 21 |
| 2005-10-07 5:32 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Pro 4189 Pittsburgh, my heart is in Glasgow | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line Hmm...I've never used one because I'm a self proclaimed chicken shit and can't approach people ever, but my freshman year in high school, I showed up at a punk rock show post-swim team workout in my sweats and warm up with my hair up in a nasty pony tail..and I saw this kid given me the eye, and i kinda smiled back, and he came over and was like, "I really like athletic girls." Too bad he later offered me a beer from the back of his car and told me that his girlfriend was in the military and blah blah blah.. |
| 2005-10-07 8:31 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Extreme Veteran 499 Racine WI | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line I was always pretty shy around girls, but I was lit one night at the enlisted club in Brunswick ME and there was a girl who I really attracted to so I walked up to her and said the following memorable quote.......... "You don't know this yet, but you want me.........." I don't know why, but she laughed and we actually got to know each other and became very good friends for a couple of years. She never let me forget that memorable quote....... |
| 2005-10-08 10:20 AM in reply to: #261609 |
Extreme Veteran 531 Boston, MA | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line My favorite bad-pickup-line was told to a college friend of mine. "For a fat girl, you don't sweat that much." classic. |
| 2005-10-08 11:04 AM in reply to: #261609 |
Elite 2661 DC Metro, slowly working my way to NC | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line I actually got, "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" |
| 2005-10-08 1:34 PM in reply to: #261716 |
Master 1249 Lexington, Kentucky | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line Bettylou - 2005-10-07 1:57 PM "Don't you know who I am? I'm here on full athletic scholarship!" OK. Like that would make a difference???? My freshman year, somehow I got volunteered to host some hotshot football recruit for an evening. He was hitting on women the from the second he showed up. He boasted about an impressive string of sexual exploits at the other colleges he had visited, (Another post for the "Too Much Info from Strangers thread...) so, apparently, it made a difference to some people. He didn't get lucky that night (he slept on my floor - alone) but ended up enrolling anyway. |
| 2005-10-08 9:38 PM in reply to: #261609 |
Elite 3498 Chicago | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line What ever happened to the good ol' "Hi, I just wanted to come over and meet you and say hello. That shirt looks really cute on you by the way." (don't say it if the shirt doesn't look cute...obviously) |
| 2005-10-09 9:03 AM in reply to: #261609 |
| Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line Hi there. Hey, you look fit, how do you feel about hiking in the nude? |
| 2005-10-09 9:37 AM in reply to: #261609 |
Extreme Veteran 563 Allen, TX | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line |
| 2005-10-09 9:49 AM in reply to: #261609 |
Pro 4612 MA | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line Got this one from a guy trying to persue me while I was in college. He was 10 year senior: "you know why I like you? You look VERY MUCH like my ex-girl friend. She is married to another guy. Man I miss her so much....." |
| 2005-10-09 6:41 PM in reply to: #261705 |
Elite 3022 Preferably on my bike somewhere | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line thegomer - 2005-10-07 1:50 PM who's seen this happen: a car is driving down the street and passes by a girl or a small group of girls and a passenger in the car leans out of the window and goes, "YOGIRLWASSUP WITH THAT BOOTY LEMME HOLLA ATCHA!" why? do they really think someone would turn and say "oh yea here's my number get at me?" p.s. the phrase "holler" and all variations of should be destroyed. I know people who would use that line and believe it or not, some girls respond to it. A simple response of "shuddup" or a raised eyebrow turns into a conversation which turns into sex. |
| 2005-10-09 7:27 PM in reply to: #261843 |
Extreme Veteran 386 Fort Worth, TX | Subject: RE: Worst pick-up line |
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