Worst pick-up line (Page 2)

I got this one about 2 weeks ago at a dance club. "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? I answer "no" and he said. "Enough to break the ice! My name is....."

Steve

I don't know about the fashion reference, sends off the gaydar of any girl I have met.

As for worst line, "I'd look good hangin out of you darling" ewww gross.

LOL

Hey, I don't know, it worked for me...as I'm happily married for 5+ years. 

Looking back, I can't believe I actually said this with a straight face. This was also close to 20 years ago.

To set the scene, it's a nightclub, I'm in the band. I'm 5'8" trying to ingratiate myself with this woman who's a total knockout and probably 5'11"-6' tall.

Me: So, what are you doing after closing? I'm staying in the hotel next door.
Her: Um, aren't you kind of small for me?
Me: You're only saying that because I have my pants on.

studly. you remind me of me. except that i'd sleep with her.

anywho this is a story about my loser friend (who was 23 when he lost his V-Badge WTF):

he is at a bar (at this point still a virgin) and talks with the girl are goin' OK. she asks him how many girls he's been with, and instead of lying he says "i've got no confirmed kills but a few M.I.A.'s".

at the time it was jaw-droppingly funny to all the guys around, the girl didn't quite get it and just walked away flustered. losing the V-Badge would have to wait for another night for our good friend James.

So what happened ??LOL !!!

This isn't the worst pick-up line...this is the most naive.....

When I went to college, I was a small town girl and INCREDIBLY naive. One night, some girls in my dorm asked me to go up to the bars with them. After we walked up town, they went into the bathroom and started snorting and inhaling various drugs...I didn't want to have anything to do with that, but I was smart enough to know that it was a bad idea to walk home alone (recent reports of rapes on campus). So I was standing in this crowded bar trying to figure out how I was going to get back home when I saw a guy that I recognized from one of my classes. So I walked up to him, looked him in the eye and smiled and said, "Will you take me home?" 30 seconds later we were out the door! However BOTH of us were surprised when we got to my dorm! I was like, "You thought I wanted what???" and he was like "But you propositioned me in the bar!!!!!"

And yes, I really was that naive and dumb!!

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Edited by Chris Tree 2005-10-11 6:04 AM

Here is what a guy said to me one time....

I moved to the big town of Altoona and had previosly lived "up the mountain" as the highly refined city people called it. Well this guy was making small talk and found out I used to live "up the mountain" (no it isn't another country - just a 15 min. car ride and 2,000 feet of elevation) and he said you look pretty good for a mountain chick do you want to go out some time?

Well geez let me spit out my chew .... NO I dont' think so.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.