Why my dog is better than a boyfriend

I would MUCH rather have a dog than a Boyfriend!

Come to think about it a dog is a good add on to a wife for many of those same reasons... but there are times you just cant live without the wife... I guess I'll keep both!

Lara - 2005-12-26 2:53 PM Pets are cheaper than Boyfriends too

Very true

I bet you think your driving is Excellent.  I'm sure it is.

Or is this related to the 'you provide me the meals' detail?!

Run?! 

Got us there.  Could be that the dog's not happy, it just has a hard time telling you.

Take the boyfriend to the bike store or Hooters and you'd get about the same reaction.

Now that's funny.

Most people would choose a dog over a SO, especially if the relationship sucks. Unconditional love, doesn't talk back.

Janelle the dog would be upset if you were gone too long training though. That is the same as a boyfriend unless the boyfriend is training with you, then the BF wins.

coredump - 2005-12-26 4:57 PM Does she fart when she runs? 

-C

She actually let a few small ones rip the other night I was walking her.  I was laughing so hard.  I have to keep the cat food out of her reach- she loves to eat it but it doesn't settle well with her stomach.  Then I thought- hmmm...I wonder if fart boy got into the cat food before our run that night???

WTF, guys...step it up.

As far as you know.  And males that haven't been castrated view us all as humping grounds. 

Yes, they do.

Little do you know, but guys sometimes like having an evening without a checkin.  Just sayin'.

That's an assumption.

It completely depends on the expectations you've set with the people around you for the future of your relationship with the dog....

Dog farts smell soooo bad!  They are the worst!

I love dogs. They do provide lots of warmth and affection.

They do not/cannot, however, know how to play chess, engage in discussions of why Alien is the best horror movie ever or why Love In the Time of Cholera was a better work than One Hundred Years of Solitude, scrub my back while showering, cook, clean, ride mountain bikes, make homemade chicken soup when I'm sick, make popcorn, make a donut run on a Sunday morning, or hold my hand while I'm screaming my head off on a rollercoaster ride.

Animals are great but a human meets my needs in ways a dog can't.

tyrant - 2005-12-27 9:37 AM

runnergirl29 - 2005-12-27 7:50 AM

tupuppy - 2005-12-27 8:49 AM Oh just wait till you're cuddled up with that dog...watching a movie....and...."DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL ! ! ! ! !"      DOG FARTS....then you're going to dump the dog.  DOH!!!!

Dog farts smell soooo bad!  They are the worst!

a BF farts would smell better. AND u said the Cat food makes him fart. only a "cat lady" would make a list of how her dog is better than a man.

More like someone who has had REALLY bad luck with guys.