Things I have yet to learn

• how to make a decent pie crust
• how to hang crown molding with out resorting to caulk
• how to true a wheel
• how not to dance like a white boy

I can help that one quick-fast... rotate your entire body 30 degrees to the left... then boom... right down the fairway every time...

bts 

• How to hunt
• How to apply eyeshadow so that a) I can tell it's there, and b) don't look like a hooker
• Whatever it is I have to learn to get a Master's in stream restoration/river mechanics/fluvial geomorphology
• How to stay interested in the menial crap I have to do at work

Mmmmmm...fluvial geomorphology... 

You a fan?

Everyone knows fluvial geomorphology kicks glacial geomorphology's @ss. Chuck Norris doesn't know that glacial geomorphology is restricted by geography, whereas erosion from water can happen anywhere!

GEEKS!!!!!!    I'm an engineer and I know geek typing when I see it.  

ouradventure - 2006-03-27 1:03 PM * * How to play the violin well (it's something I've always wanted to do!) Aimee

I'd like to do that too.

Item 1... big spatula and LOTS of butter to grease the hell out of the pan

Item 2... those calf enhancer shoes... they give you wicked mad ups... not sure if it gives you funk though...

Item 3... get them extra dirty...

bts 

Dave, I can help you with the decent pie crust (use cold ingredients and resist overworking the dough - stop working it about a minute or two before you think you've sufficiently worked it). Now we just need to find someone who can help both of us with the crown molding. I suck at home renovation stuff.

Another for my list:

• how to tile a bathroom

Yep, working the dough is my weakness, I just can't leave it alone.

I hear ya.

BUt the worst thing are the calluses. 

I have contacts, but my prescription hasn't changed in 15 years. 

(blink)

I'm not sure what all y'all are going on about, I was just talking about dough,

you know

a little butter, a little crisco. some flour.......a bit of kneading.......if you're getting calluses, you must not be using enough grease. If you're going blind........well you're supposed to use your hands to knead the dough, not your face.

(blink)

Well, and at the rate that the glaciers are melting, glacial geomorph will all be fluvial soon anyhow!

Edit: whereas erosion from water can happen anywhere! And it's a good thing he doesn't know or he'd be peeing his pants an additional two times a day (on top of the 4 accidents he has already).

Either that or the glaciers are melting because he was thirsty and told them to. I dunno, I can't figure out where I stand on this Chuck Norris thing....

Totally! 

• What "fluvial geomorphology" actually is...
• Another foreign language besides Spanish
• How to surf
• What it feels like to finish a marathon
• How not to be a slob :)