Subject: RE: 219dayNoSEXchallengeSadly I've got you so beat...by like 10 fold (I at least don't remember the exact date!). Yeah, I might as well become a nun at this rate. Leaves me with plenty of time and energy to train, though.
But I know someone who has me beat by FAR and it's my favorite ambulance story. We took a woman to the ER who was in her 70s and is married (and was so prim that she didn't want to admit she'd had breast cancer in front of my male ambulance partner). When the nurse asked her if she had HIV, she screamed out so loud EVERYONE heard her, "HIV? How could I have HIV? I haven't had sex since 1976!" Yeah, you're not supposed to laugh at your patients, but, really, how could we resist? I think the nurse blew a few blood vessels trying to hold it in before giving up. |