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2008-02-21 6:37 PM

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Subject: You Know You're Training Too Much When ...

This is a tongue-in-cheek, less-hashed version than the usual you-know-you're-a-triathlete-when (but hey, feel free to dig up the old stuff, it's always funny). Inspired by zipp1.

... you've worn out the seats of all your training shorts and were too tired to notice until total strangers started yelling out, HEY, CRACK KILLS. 



2008-02-21 7:30 PM
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Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ...

... when there's a "training too much" thread on BT and you're too busy training to respond.

2008-02-21 8:38 PM
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Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ...
....you spend thousands on this obsessive sport and become a gear wh@re!!
2008-02-21 8:41 PM
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Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ...
...you actually start to like the taste of Endurox and crave it from time to time just as something to drink
2008-02-21 9:36 PM
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Your teenagers and husband want to know why you are home.

2008-02-21 9:44 PM
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Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ...
Your entire dishwasher is filled with water bottles


2008-02-21 10:12 PM
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... you look forward to the next unintentional drink of highly chlorinated water.
2008-02-21 10:15 PM
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...you forget when was the last day you took off and didnt work out
2008-02-21 10:29 PM
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jszat - 2008-02-21 6:41 PM ...you actually start to like the taste of Endurox and crave it from time to time just as something to drink

Dude...you need professional help....  

2008-02-21 10:40 PM
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When you say good night to your bike but forget to say goodnight to your wife and kids.......
2008-02-21 10:52 PM
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Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ...
You have more running shoes than girly shoes...


2008-02-21 10:54 PM
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Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ...
...you know your newspaper delivery person's name (and route).
2008-02-21 11:34 PM
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when you get an email from somebody at the gym that says "Haven't seen you the past two days.  Are you tapering?"
2008-02-21 11:53 PM
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guncollector - 2008-02-21 10:29 PM

jszat - 2008-02-21 6:41 PM ...you actually start to like the taste of Endurox and crave it from time to time just as something to drink

Dude...you need professional help....

yeah, well, the chocolate aint half bad  

2008-02-21 11:55 PM
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sunmonkey72 - 2008-02-21 11:52 PM You have more running shoes than girly shoes...

That never happens with me! 

...when she says, "How about a little snuggle tonite?" and you jump at the chance because you can log it as a workout under Body Surfing.

 

2008-02-22 5:39 AM
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When nobody want to train with you anymore.......


2008-02-22 5:59 AM
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While watching a long movie you notice yourself sitting in aero position for more comfort.
2008-02-22 6:16 AM
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mikep - 2008-02-22 5:59 AM

While watching a long movie you notice yourself sitting in aero position for more comfort.


LOL! That's great!!
2008-02-22 8:08 AM
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When your running shoes wear out and you don't have time to go to the store to get a new pair.
2008-02-22 8:08 AM
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...people you don't even know ask you when your next race is because they always see you running.

...you manage to convince your commander that the squadron needs to change the planned PT session from a run to a spin class because "today is a bike day." No kidding. If I could just get them in the pool...
2008-02-22 8:15 AM
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mikep - 2008-02-22 6:59 AM While watching a long movie you notice yourself sitting in aero position for more comfort.

My wife caught me assuming the aero position while pushing a shopping cart in the grocery store. She then told me I should be wearing a helmet.



2008-02-22 8:30 AM
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.... when your spouse says, "I really like this taper thing!" while all you are worried about is getting sick and your fitness slipping gradually away.
2008-02-22 8:33 AM
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....when your wife tells you to double check your scheduled workout to determine if we can go to a wedding out of town or not.  And then she specifically looks for hotels with bigger swimming pools.

I love her. 

2008-02-22 8:35 AM
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When you're at home replying to this thread even though you should be renewing your 1 month old expired drivers license.  Not really caring about the license because, what the hell, if they take it away I can always bike.
2008-02-22 8:47 AM
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crowny2 - 2008-02-22 6:33 AM

....when your wife tells you to double check your scheduled workout....

to see if you can fit in going out together or schedule an outing!!  This is horrible because my wife sometimes does do this

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