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 2008-02-21 6:37 PM |
Melon Presser  52116   |  Subject: You Know You're Training Too Much When ...This is a tongue-in-cheek, less-hashed version than the usual you-know-you're-a-triathlete-when (but hey, feel free to dig up the old stuff, it's always funny). Inspired by zipp1. ... you've worn out the seats of all your training shorts and were too tired to notice until total strangers started yelling out, HEY, CRACK KILLS. |
| 2008-02-21 7:30 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... ... when there's a "training too much" thread on BT and you're too busy training to respond. |
| 2008-02-21 8:38 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Extreme Veteran 333  Bend, OR | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... ....you spend thousands on this obsessive sport and become a gear wh@re!! |
| 2008-02-21 8:41 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Pro 3906  Libertyville, IL | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... ...you actually start to like the taste of Endurox and crave it from time to time just as something to drink |
| 2008-02-21 9:36 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Master 1779 | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... |
| 2008-02-21 9:44 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Pro 4174 Keller, Texas | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... Your entire dishwasher is filled with water bottles |
| 2008-02-21 10:12 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Expert 892 | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... ... you look forward to the next unintentional drink of highly chlorinated water. |
| 2008-02-21 10:15 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Master 1410 White Plains NY | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... ...you forget when was the last day you took off and didnt work out |
| 2008-02-21 10:29 PM in reply to: #1227339 |
Expert 755 SF-Bay Area | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... jszat - 2008-02-21 6:41 PM ...you actually start to like the taste of Endurox and crave it from time to time just as something to drink Dude...you need professional help.... |
| 2008-02-21 10:40 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Expert 868 | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... When you say good night to your bike but forget to say goodnight to your wife and kids....... |
| 2008-02-21 10:52 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
| Veteran 128 Orange County, CA | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... You have more running shoes than girly shoes... |
| 2008-02-21 10:54 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Master 1795 Boynton Beach, FL | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... ...you know your newspaper delivery person's name (and route). |
| 2008-02-21 11:34 PM in reply to: #1227071 |
Champion 5117 Brandon, MS | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... when you get an email from somebody at the gym that says "Haven't seen you the past two days. Are you tapering?" |
| 2008-02-21 11:53 PM in reply to: #1227552 |
Pro 3906 Libertyville, IL | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... guncollector - 2008-02-21 10:29 PM jszat - 2008-02-21 6:41 PM ...you actually start to like the taste of Endurox and crave it from time to time just as something to drink Dude...you need professional help.... yeah, well, the chocolate aint half bad |
| 2008-02-21 11:55 PM in reply to: #1227570 |
| Champion 8903 | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... sunmonkey72 - 2008-02-21 11:52 PM You have more running shoes than girly shoes... That never happens with me! ...when she says, "How about a little snuggle tonite?" and you jump at the chance because you can log it as a workout under Body Surfing.
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| 2008-02-22 5:39 AM in reply to: #1227071 |
Regular 59 Hawaii | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... When nobody want to train with you anymore....... |
| 2008-02-22 5:59 AM in reply to: #1227071 |
Expert 686 oregon ave, | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... While watching a long movie you notice yourself sitting in aero position for more comfort. |
| 2008-02-22 6:16 AM in reply to: #1227739 |
| Member 185 | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... mikep - 2008-02-22 5:59 AM While watching a long movie you notice yourself sitting in aero position for more comfort. LOL! That's great!! |
| 2008-02-22 8:08 AM in reply to: #1227071 |
MotoQueen 13195 | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... When your running shoes wear out and you don't have time to go to the store to get a new pair. |
| 2008-02-22 8:08 AM in reply to: #1227071 |
Expert 764 | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... ...people you don't even know ask you when your next race is because they always see you running. ...you manage to convince your commander that the squadron needs to change the planned PT session from a run to a spin class because "today is a bike day." No kidding. If I could just get them in the pool... |
| 2008-02-22 8:15 AM in reply to: #1227739 |
Member 40 Urbana, Maryland | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... mikep - 2008-02-22 6:59 AM While watching a long movie you notice yourself sitting in aero position for more comfort. My wife caught me assuming the aero position while pushing a shopping cart in the grocery store. She then told me I should be wearing a helmet. |
| 2008-02-22 8:30 AM in reply to: #1227071 |
Cycling Guru 15134 Fulton, MD | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... .... when your spouse says, "I really like this taper thing!" while all you are worried about is getting sick and your fitness slipping gradually away. |
| 2008-02-22 8:33 AM in reply to: #1227071 |
Champion 15211 Southern Chicago Suburbs, IL | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... ....when your wife tells you to double check your scheduled workout to determine if we can go to a wedding out of town or not. And then she specifically looks for hotels with bigger swimming pools. I love her. |
| 2008-02-22 8:35 AM in reply to: #1227071 |
Elite 3687 | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... When you're at home replying to this thread even though you should be renewing your 1 month old expired drivers license. Not really caring about the license because, what the hell, if they take it away I can always bike. |
| 2008-02-22 8:47 AM in reply to: #1227929 |
Extreme Veteran 333 Bend, OR | Subject: RE: You Know You're Training Too Much When ... crowny2 - 2008-02-22 6:33 AM ....when your wife tells you to double check your scheduled workout.... to see if you can fit in going out together or schedule an outing!! This is horrible because my wife sometimes does do this |
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