Welshy vs. Vertical Listing

Most likely will come down to whomever has the fastest shade of lipstick.

That would be welshy

I will win fair and square. No worries, no issues.

What Welshy calls the IFH, is merely a gathering of wise people, knowing to put their money on the wining team. I mean to call it the IFH totally discounts all the wonderful men who are supporting me!

And to call the Hoss Chicks insipid....well thats just incorrect:

INSIPID

1) Lacking flavor or zest; not tasty.

2) Lacking qualities that excite, stimulate, or interest; dull.

All the Hoss Chicks on this board, and we are all hoss, I mean come ON we're triathletes for goodness sake, are FULL of flavor & zest. We, on a daily basis excite, stimulate, and liven up the world around us!!

It's on.  As semi-groggy chat lieutenant, and having been present at the original chat, I am sole witness and scribe to the altercation that has resulted in this epic struggle between two triathalon titans.  To this end, I have preserved the original chat to enshrine the moment that this challenge was consumated - and provide the appropriate ammo once the winner has been coronated - and loser drained of their extra cash at the bar. 

The battle is being waged ALREADY on the roads, in the pool, in the forums, and in the Chat Room (9-11 nightly).  Selected excerpts and conclusions from past chats include:

• The IFH is a force to be reckoned with
• Spelling is for Losers
• Welshy uses invisible ink in his training log
• One or the other will be waiting at T2 for the other in a lounge chair

In my highly Official and Ceremonial capacity I cannot 'publicly' declare allegiance...but will announce my picks in the Pre-Tri show (I'm hosting, with Peter Reid, May, Fromer, and Max providing color commentary). 

OMG! I'm out of the loop! That's what happens when I have to WORK at WORK, and I have no computer at home! What's all this about!??!?!?  I love a friendly wager, though... even when I don't know what's going on!

I'm going to have to put my money on Kristen, however. I know she's been working hard... as evidenced in her Logs... and I have a feeilng she's going to kick some Welshy-A$$!!

As an added incentive... I'll send the winner a complimentary tube of "Brazen Raisin"... So let's HOPE it's Kristen. (!!!)

Good Luck!!!

Whizzzzzzzz

1st and only time for me...and only done at the request of the two parties involved....but there is a giant <SAVE> button right in your chat window that anyone can use...

Do I need to freakin' remind Max that the hill in question is located smack dab in the middle of the Texas Hill Country.  Erego, it's a hill. 

Man, Welshy, you got to get a wetsuit for that race...  Once is just goofy but twice is plain idiotic.  All the same, I am picking you to win.  Unless you overload on Egg McMuffins on race morning, then I'm hitching a ride on the IFH bandwagon.

Make sure you are in a wave that leaves before Vertical's wave, that way you can saunter, and I know you know how to saunter, back out onto the run course and wreak some havoc.

Welshy, you know I think you're great. However, just by the sheer coolness of this post, my vote has to go to Vertical! But don't worry, I voted for her giving you the atomic wedgie.... so at least it's close.

I'm glad I finally know what all that dirty talk flying between you two in the chat room was all about....