Confession Friday...

Fixed.

My confession:

I swear it's still Thursday.

I watched the Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest on TV, live, tonight. Miss Paraguay, Peru, and Panama rocked. And I had a buncha people over to do so. But Ms. Los Angeles won. Not a travesty, but not deserved.

Then, I determined it was absolutely rediculous that baseball players wear numbers on their jerseys. Like no one can catch up to those fat bastahds to figure out who they are?

Finally, I ate some hot dogs, and actually dunked one in my drink to see whether it was easier to eat, like the 'eat it as fast as you can' contest. It was.

Carry on.

You poor, poor boy. Hope you like football seasons that last, 'cause it's going to be a long, long year.

I think so. It's like living in Boston and not like the Sox or the Pats. God help you if you like the Yankees.

Um, confession for today - I think I did probably 2 total hours of ACTUAL work today.

Oh, wait, I have another good dog-related one! Old psycho roommie HATED my other roommate's dog. Psycho roommie was OCD, germaphobic, hypochondriac, had serious anxiety issues - a total nutbag. Sometimes she would leave her water glass unattended on the floor. Sweet little Corduroy would often waltz over and take a drink or two from her glass, while I watched. I never said a damn thing...

Sometimes I have a hard time controlling my temper...

You have to *promise* not to tell anyone this, but...............

When I was younger I sang live in concert with Barry Manilow

I confess, I'm such a bad driver I once crashed my car into my other car.

It was interesting trying to explain that to the claims agent ...

Ah! But you DID finish!!

Well, that may be true, but it still sux when you've run the fastest you've run in a (multi sport) race yet. And I'm going to say it...it's all good. (sorry folks.)

I love women's beach volleyball.

Well?  We're waiting. 

My sister, while still driving on her learner's permit, managed to side-swipe a parked police car.  It took her ten years to get her driver's license and needless to say, I haven't been in a car she was driving ever since.