friday funnies - 06.05.2005

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed down from generation to generation, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

In the Public Service (the Australian government paid workers), however, a whole range of far more advanced strategies is often employed, such as:

1. Change riders.

2. Buy a stronger whip.

3. Do nothing: "This is the way we have always ridden dead horses".

4. Visit other countries to see how they ride dead horses.

5. Perform a productivity study to see if lighter riders improve the dead horse's performance.

6. Hire a contractor to ride the dead horse.

7. Harness several dead horses together in an attempt to increase the speed.

8. Provide additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.

9. Appoint a committee to study the horse and assess how dead it actually is.

10. Re-classify the dead horse as "living-impaired".

11. Develop a Strategic Plan for the management of dead horses.

12. Rewrite the expected performance requirements for all horses.

13. Modify existing standards to include dead horses.

14. Declare that, as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overheads, and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line than many other horses.

15. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.

This is a german ? Site. The idea is to use the penguin as batting practice. Click on the yeti and the penguin jumps….then click again to swing the club. Very funny.

http://meph.eu.org/penguin1.php

Beat 516 if you can!!!!

Edited by Spanner 2005-05-06 2:43 AM

no..make that 517.1


Bwa hah hah hah.

593.5. Yipee!

I love the way that it bouced and got me those few extra yards.

542.5

556.5

588.3

Edited by DharmaBum 2005-05-06 6:19 AM

At first I thought it was kind of cruel, but I think the penguin actually enjoys it when it gets to slide over the ice...Wheeeeee!

Edited by sparky 2005-05-06 11:31 AM

591-- Yet another thing I can't believe I did at work.... but boy that's fun!

I suck...I can only muster 497. But, I do like the sound effects.

578.1  And I refuse to lose any more sleep playing this game. 

the best i did was 505 and i kept hitting a lot of grounders.

Damn Yeti keeps dropping his shoulder and twisting his hips!!  best so far is 540

581!!!

if you thought the first one was fun..give this one a try
http://adorablebunnies.com/LOADER/UPLOAD/ARCHIVE/2004-Feb-WEEK5/pin...
My best so far is 837
I'll add a little bit of kitten clay pigeons for good measure
http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks1/index.html
high score is only 29 so far
3D Pong
http://www.liquid.se/pong/pong.html

Edited by kentiger 2005-05-13 2:16 PM

That was pretty gross, but got 787 on it that one as opposed to 571 on the other.