Subject: ode... peanut butter
Ode to peanut butter:
Peanut butter, your nutty ways
so punnishing, the weight I gain
smell so strong, taste so rich
an addiction... I long to itch
crunchy or smooth, your heart impure
I long to dip my cracker into you
with a forlorn aching in my chest
I close the lid, in the cubbard rest.
...must......resist............ can't..............take..........it..... peanut butter.... oh, for the love af all that is holy, why do you torment me soooooo..... PBJ................peanut butter and pickle sandwich... reeces peanut butter cups.............. NUTTER BUTTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh.... Oh! It's siren call splits my head like a plunging ice pick. |