Things to hate about everyone

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
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>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
>where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
>when I ask where the toilet is?
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>2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
>room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
>the channel manually.
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>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too,"
>Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
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>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look," Of course it
>is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
>people do this? Who and where are they?
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>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No loser,
>I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.
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>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
>a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
>then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
>then there must have been something before it.
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>8. When people say "life is short," What the hey?? Life is the longest
>damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
>yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
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