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2005-11-01 10:46 PM

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I saw this as I logged out of hotmail.

NEW YORK -- Jessica Simpson says the relentless gossip about her marriage to Nick Lachey drove her to visit a therapist.

"Yes I have," the singer-actress tells Teen People in its December-January issue, on newsstands Friday. "I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer."

COMEDY GOLD JESS!!! Is she perhaps the funniest person on earth?

2005-11-02 7:22 AM
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wow. speechless.

when I think of psyche and I think of my occasional needs for a therapist, an earthworm is higher on my list of potential candidates for the job. Puh-lease.
2005-11-02 8:57 AM
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I don't eat buffalo so no buffalo wings for me.  How do they get that chicken out of the ocean though? 

She is better seen and not heard.

2005-11-02 9:08 AM
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If you say so...



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2005-11-02 9:16 AM
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aaaaah, much better
2005-11-02 9:56 AM
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Edited by misscullen 2005-11-02 10:00 AM

2005-11-02 10:02 AM
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THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
2005-11-02 10:16 AM
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2005-11-02 10:55 AM
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I have to admit that if you took away the long blonde hair and the perfect body then she wouldn't be all that.

And I thought it was Ashlee's boobs that he got caught oggling?

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2005-11-02 11:06 AM
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I agree....if you took away her hair, her body, her teeth, her face, and one of her legs she's be most disgusting. 
2005-11-02 11:41 AM
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Yeah, but she's still hot.

possum - 2005-11-02 7:22 AMwow. speechless. when I think of psyche and I think of my occasional needs for a therapist, an earthworm is higher on my list of potential candidates for the job. Puh-lease.

2005-11-02 11:51 AM
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2005-11-02 11:54 AM
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Subject: RE: Jessica Simpson GOLD !!!!!!!!!
It's wierd how my taste in women have changed since training.

1. She is a girl, not a woman. Women are so much more to my liking.
2. She couldn't finish a triathlon. Sure she's thin, could she do 140.6
3. She has mental problems.
4. Now I think she's a guy in drag thanks to Courtney...
2005-11-02 11:59 AM
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2005-11-02 12:00 PM
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she has no belly button. either that, or its freekishly high up, or has been airbrushed out. that's all i have to say on the subject.
2005-11-02 12:07 PM
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autumn - 2005-11-02 11:00 AM

she has no belly button. either that, or its freekishly high up, or has been airbrushed out. that's all i have to say on the subject.


I think it's that those shorts are freakishly low...

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2005-11-02 12:34 PM
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dibujob - 2005-11-02 10:16 AM

aaaaah, much better


Even Better..........




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2005-11-02 1:08 PM
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Her bellybutton is just above the cuff of her shirt, you can see where it's starting.  Her shorts are just really low.  And hot.  She is very, very hot.

2005-11-02 1:11 PM
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but there's a lot of unused real estate between the ears. "Hellooooo.....Anybody home??"

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2005-11-03 12:46 PM
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LOL Courtney!! I was thinking the same thing the other day - that she does look like a man in drag.

I used to be envious that her trainer got her that Daisy Duke a$$ for the movie, until I found out it was a prosthetic. Padded panties...........hhmmmm....same thing that men in drag wear....


( I read waaaay too many discarded celeb rags to kill time on the job!!)
2005-11-03 1:18 PM
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Thanks for taking all the fun out of that movie for me. Alas, now I shall have to cry myself to sleep for nights on end.

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2005-11-03 2:29 PM
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Padded underwear???  Yeah, right!  Where did you hear that crap?  I think she's got a great body, which should be a given for someone with untold $ and time on their hands.
2005-11-03 6:55 PM
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I too am suspect, I shall spend the next several hours "analyzing" this picture to see if I can detect padding lines.

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2005-11-03 7:30 PM
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courtney_leone - 2005-11-02 11:16 AM Okay. She has a hot bod, but so what? We all could if we had all day to work with a personal trainer. And great hair. But I do not think she is pretty. Her face is gross, she looks like a man in drag! I would not want to look like her. And her dad is obsessed with her boobs.

I hear ya Courtney!  Her chin freaks me out!  She has a very square/masculine jaw line.  And when she's not airbrushed, she has that manyly vertical line in her chin that looks like a butt crack.  And- her teeth are kind of vampirish- she has a few that are pointy.  It's like she has the canines of a dog or something.  I do think she has a nice bod, but with all her money she should be able to hire a personal trainer and she should look good. All I have to say is that we're all better than her- she's not tri-ing like us touch chicks

2005-11-03 9:13 PM
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Here you go Brett more analysis for you. How's your research coming?



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