Someone Entertain Me

I am sitting here, like I spend the majority of my working hours, dreaming of the perfect swim stroke, 100 mile bike rides, 6 minute miles, and winning the lottery....all of which probably wont happen. Please give me something else to think about or I may resort to actually working. Which by the way I would do at a feverish pace if I liked my job, so dont be scared to hire me if you are hiring and reading this.