The dumbest store clerk...

it still surprises me how many of them cannot make change unless it shows up as a number on the register. 

I went to Walmart....and they honor other ads.  There was a special on 10 for $10.00.  I bought three (since ten was a limit).  She had to turn around and "how much is this, ten for ten bucks, how much for three?" 

Same thing again with a different price, but this time it was like 2 for 5bucks.  She really held up my line and I was wishing I just could of gone to the other store.   I didn't want to make an extra trip at the time, but..... gee! 

Oh I have a good one.

We have this pizza joint back home in Ashland KY where I am from.

I used to order a large pizza with beef and extra cheese all the time (in my fat days). I ordered that one time and the girl over the phone says to me "uh we dont have beef the only thing we have in hamburger". I sat on the other end of the phone dumb founded and then she says "uh is that alright" and I said, "it is the same thing". She says " no it isnt, beef comes from a cow"... I just hung up and called somewhere else.

Heh. My favorite dumb moment (not a store clerk, but still good):

Driving along the road, my friend Kelly turns to me and says "Hey, how do you think they get the deer to cross at the sign?"

A paused for a minute and then replied: "Dunno Kel. There must be a government training program for it."

Hee hee. Everytime I see a deer crossing sign, I giggle to myself.

A friend of mine who was a Park Ranger at the Peaks of Otter on the Blue Ridge Parkway reported that one day he had a tourist ask him

"Where do they put the deer at night?"

Now we know where stupid people go on vacation.

I put a movie into the DVD player and press start.

The usual warning for fullscreen movies comes on: "This film has been modified to fit your screen."

A member of my wife's family who will not be identified: "How do they know how big your TV is?"

A few Christamases ago, my husband's step sister was talking about how bad beef was for her.  "Like, ohmigod, beef is TOTALLY gross" (oh yeah, she was 25 at the time). Hubs talks about a good steak, and that lead to a hamburger comment.  SS says "Ohmigod, beef is TOTALLY unhealthy, I don' t eat it... except for hamburger."

My husband and I just looked at each other in unbeliefe. Really, if you are going to eat beef, eat a good cut, not hamburger!