CubeFarmGopher - 2005-12-07 11:04 AM
Homemade Chicken Fried Rice.
P&B were the best thing to come out of the Animaniacs.
Great, now I'll spend half the afternoon googling P&B quotes. Thanks for further diminishing my efficiency. 
Allow me to be of assistance
Brinky
"With these multi-phasic transrepiclonator pods, I shall create a single clone in my own image. After a modicum of study, I will take a new sample from the prototype and make two more clones. Then they'll make two clones, and they'll make two clones, and so on, and so on, and -- well, you get the idea. Think of it...thousands of me, all working towards the same goal...thousands of me, trying to take over the world!"
The Maze
"The harmonic convergence is a precise alignment of planets and stars which occurs but once every 5,000,352,099.7 years... Now, the convergence will cause a gravitational flux throughout the entire earth, which will in turn trigger an inner ear imbalance in mankind. This will render them susceptible to the power of suggestion for precisely 15 seconds... Fortunately, I am poised to take advantaged of this once in a millennium moment of vulnerability. I have obtained this rare, prototype dilithium matrox chip... it goes with this - the first subsonic transmitter, which will broadcast my message of total subjugation to the disoriented masses."
Leave it to Beavers
"[Pinky,] with your new skill [the ability to communicate with beavers], the entire beaver population can be at my command. We'll dam the rivers, control the waterways and flood the cities... Our target is the small town of La Vista del Arroyo Odyo So. We will build the dam here. If the town acquiesces to my demands, we'll repeat the same process all over the world."
Cinebrainia
"We shall make motion pictures that tell of courage, of heroism, of a certain rodent destined to take over the world... Because human beings are incapable of distinguishing between reality and the filmed image, they will embrace me as a great leader."
Hoop Schemes
"My plan -- We shall join the National Basketball Association and become b-ball legends. Once we have endeared ourselves to the masses, people will follow our every command, allowing us to take over the world."