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 2006-01-17 4:30 PM |
 Crystal Lake, IL |  Subject: Canada-watch out!I can't take credit for this, it was an item in a column in the Chicago Sun-Times today. I thought it was pretty funny. News Headline: "Canada's oil supply could top Saudi Arabia: report." The Canadians will welcome us as liberators. |
| 2006-01-17 4:45 PM in reply to: #326109 |
Got Wahoo?  5423  San Antonio | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! But the true concern is there weapons of mass-destruction. ...and perhaps most damning of all, the French sleeper cells! TO WAR!!!!!!!!!! |
| 2006-01-17 4:49 PM in reply to: #326120 |
Elite 2515  Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! tmwelshy - 2006-01-17 4:45 PM ...and perhaps most damning of all, the French sleeper cells! Correction: French-Canadian sleeper cells which are about as troubling as the real French. |
 2006-01-17 4:50 PM in reply to: #326109 |
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| 2006-01-17 4:55 PM in reply to: #326109 |
| Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! Erm... yeah. Stay away from our oilsands.  |
| 2006-01-17 5:22 PM in reply to: #326109 |
Master 1867  The real USC, in the ghetto of LA | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! report. thats been known for years. its just not crude, its mixed with sand, which has typically cost more to extract the oil, that to buy crude. oh yeah, and oil shale is on abundance here in the old USA. (in those sexy places like wyoming). in the spirit of it, the wyomingians will welcome us as liborators. off to war! |
| 2006-01-17 8:45 PM in reply to: #326120 |
| Veteran 245 Cole Harbour, NS | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! Remeber Jack Bauer is a Canuck, and you don't want him mad at you. The only weapon of Mass destruction we have is Rita McNeil. (the other Canucks will understand) Or our own politicians. Edited by Carl Sohn 2006-01-17 8:46 PM |
| 2006-01-17 8:55 PM in reply to: #326109 |
| Elite 2777 In my bunk with new shoes and purple sweats. | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! Lord Cornwallis and the Taliban, prelude to war. Could this be the next war of northern aggression. Fox News starts.... NOW...... |
| 2006-01-17 8:56 PM in reply to: #326207 |
| Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! He is?!? Carl Sohn - 2006-01-17 9:45 PM Remeber Jack Bauer is a Canuck, and you don't want him mad at you. |
| 2006-01-17 10:17 PM in reply to: #326109 |
| Regular 88 Kitchener, Ontario | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! Yes, K. SUTHERLAND was born and raised in Canada. You would be amazed at the number of actual "born again Americans" that started out as Canadians. It is part of our master plan. That and really strong beer..... If anyone wants to see a good movie along these lines, try to find the movie "Canadian Bacon". It is about the invasion of the USA by Canada. Made it to cult classic staus in Canada.... |
| 2006-01-17 10:23 PM in reply to: #326109 |
| Master 1867 The real USC, in the ghetto of LA | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! i think chaney is gonna have a press confreance. something about canada having WMDs and a 9/11 link. |
| 2006-01-17 10:34 PM in reply to: #326207 |
| Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! Carl Sohn - 2006-01-17 6:45 PM The only weapon of Mass destruction we have is Rita McNeil. (the other Canucks will understand) Bwahahahaha! Nicely done. |
| 2006-01-17 10:42 PM in reply to: #326282 |
| Master 2287 Calgary, Alberta | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! Carl Sohn - 2006-01-17 6:45 PM The only weapon of Mass destruction we have is Rita McNeil. (the other Canucks will understand) That and Poutine....oh how I love poutine! okay - for those of you who don't know what poutine is - French Fries, covered in curdled cheese, covered in gravy. Yummy. Edited by CalgaryRunner 2006-01-17 10:43 PM |
| 2006-01-18 7:38 AM in reply to: #326286 |
| Crystal Lake, IL | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! CalgaryRunner - 2006-01-17 10:42 PM Carl Sohn - 2006-01-17 6:45 PM The only weapon of Mass destruction we have is Rita McNeil. (the other Canucks will understand) That and Poutine....oh how I love poutine! okay - for those of you who don't know what poutine is - French Fries, covered in curdled cheese, covered in gravy. Yummy.<<<holding mouth closed running to bathroom>>> |
| 2006-01-18 8:53 AM in reply to: #326109 |
| Champion 4902 Ottawa, Ontario | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! The accusations will begin to fly only after we demand payment for the oil in Euro's! Then, we will be accused of launching weapons of mass destruction like Céline Dion and launching offensive weapons like Poutine! |
| 2006-01-18 8:54 AM in reply to: #326109 |
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| 2006-01-18 11:23 AM in reply to: #326109 |
| Expert 640 Montreal | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! There are as many was to pepare Poutine as there are ways to prepare Shrimp. Sorry it's in French but you can make it out. All the great recipies for poutine are only in French. Just for the record, I have only had it once. It was at one time on the menu at Rotten Ronnies. http://www.horacepoutine.com/PagesFr/Menu/pizza.htm Edited by soloryder 2006-01-18 11:23 AM |
| 2006-01-18 11:34 AM in reply to: #326109 |
| Pro 4040 | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! Let's negotiate before you invade. All the oil is in Alberta, so maybe you could just invade them. I can almost guarantee that you would be welcomed as liberators! Of course, they're probably as well armed as you are, so look out! Hey man, poutine ROCKS! One thing that makes it sound disgusting is "curdled cheese". It sounds better when you say "cheese curds". A good longterm bet would be which you invade us for first, our oil or our water. |
| 2006-01-18 11:46 AM in reply to: #326213 |
| Veteran 245 Cole Harbour, NS | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! Yeah, Donald Sutherland, you know that Dr. in the Original M*A*S*H*, he's a Canuck and he begat Keifer,a canuck. There are several others in our sleeper cell, Celine Dion, Michael Fox, William Shatner, Alex Trabeck, those are the ones we let people know about, there are more and all Canadians, ex pats incl know the code to launch the offensive. Did I mention all those hockey players infaltrating the southern states.Keep your head up. |
| 2006-01-18 11:56 AM in reply to: #326675 |
| Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! SPIES!! THEY'RE ALL SPIES I TELL YOU! I have dibs on interrogating Keifer. Carl Sohn - 2006-01-18 12:46 PM Yeah, Donald Sutherland, you know that Dr. in the Original M*A*S*H*, he's a Canuck and he begat Keifer,a canuck. There are several others in our sleeper cell, Celine Dion, Michael Fox, William Shatner, Alex Trabeck, those are the ones we let people know about, there are more and all Canadians, ex pats incl know the code to launch the offensive. Did I mention all those hockey players infaltrating the southern states.Keep your head up. |
| 2006-01-18 12:21 PM in reply to: #326109 |
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| 2006-01-18 3:07 PM in reply to: #326211 |
| Veteran 245 Cole Harbour, NS | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! Oh yeah, Martin Short......Canuck. |
| 2006-01-18 3:19 PM in reply to: #326652 |
| Science Nerd 28760 Redwood City, California | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! soloryder - 2006-01-18 12:23 PM There are as many was to pepare Poutine as there are ways to prepare Shrimp. Sorry it's in French but you can make it out. All the great recipies for poutine are only in French. Just for the record, I have only had it once. It was at one time on the menu at Rotten Ronnies. Do you have a recipe for poutine? A friend of mine is desperately looking for one. The being in French isn't an issue. |
| 2006-01-18 3:26 PM in reply to: #326912 |
| Veteran 245 Cole Harbour, NS | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! It is really simple, Fries, curd cheese sprinkled on the fires and a brown gray over that. It is best served in a bowl. If you want to maximize the experience layer; i.e fries cheese gravy, fries cheese gravy. Difibrulator and napkins should be at the ready. |
| 2006-01-18 10:22 PM in reply to: #326109 |
| Champion 4902 Ottawa, Ontario | Subject: RE: Canada-watch out! You know, I'm French Canadien and I never tried poutine!!!! On the rare occasions that I eat fries, I have them with mayonaise, eh. |
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