What is your dream job?

Backhoe operator. I really, really, really like to play in the dirt. Way more than a normal person should. Far as I can tell, this is the best way to get paid for it.

In real life, I'd like to design and oversee construction on stream restorations. Not just tossing rip-rap around, but real restorations.

That'll be hard. Not the getting rich and famous part... the being less classy than Colin Farrell part.

Samantha Brown is SOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chucky, I like the way you think.  Creativity and true love for what you want to do is what marks a dream job.  Here's mine: 

I would create a new job and that would be my job.  It would be my job to tell people when they were being an ass.  And I'd get paid a ton for it.  I'd be out on my bike, doing another long training ride when my cell phone would ring.  It would be my assistant, saying "You better see this."  I'd watch a short clip of whoever the latest celebrity/sports figure/politician/moron to say something stupid is.  Then I'd call them up and say, "I just heard what you said.  You're an ass."

I'd have a weekly TV show where I'd review the week of "You're an ass."

Example:  When Tom Cruise was jumping on the couch (I would have already been watching that due to the high potential for ass-like comments) Oprah's cell phone would have rung.  She'd answer it:

O:  Hello?

Me:  Hi hun, gimme Tom.

O: Sure.

Tom:  Hello?  (half crouching, balancing on the couch)

Me:  Tom, you're being an ass.  Sit down.

Tom:  Sorry.  (sitting down sheepishly)

Me:  Lemme talk to O.

Tom:  Sure.  (hands phone to Oprah.)

Oprah:  Hi.

Me:  You're being an *** too.

Oprah:  Sorry.

Me:  No problem.  I'm here to help.  Bye.

THAT would be the greatest job in the world.