Subject: RE: Jokes that science nerds might appreciate.Just saw this one on Slowtwitch; I think I have a new favourite science joke
Heisenberg and Schrodinger were driving down the road when the police pulled them over.
"Do you know how fast you were going?" the officer demands.
"No, but I know exactly where I am," replies Heisenberg.
"You were going 150km/h," replies the officer.
"Dammit, now we're lost," says Heisenberg.
Upset, the officer demands they get out of the car and begins to search the vehicle.
When the search is concluded, the officer comes over and says, "well, I don't know what you jokers are up to but did you know you have a dead cat in the trunk?"
Infuriated, Schrodinger responds, "well now we do." |