Subject: TOP 10 things I learned this week10. You can be a post killer and create a thread that will not die
9. You can get dressed up and take a picture, undressed and take a picture, or just smear pink frosting on your butt and take a picture
8. You can be in love with your first wife, look forward to meeting your third wife, but need to realize the second wife is basically getting kicked to the curb
7. Hyphenated-words-count-as-one-word-trust-me-on-this-I-know
6. Soy is making kids gay but there's still nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't ask, don't tell
5. The Gators won something or other
4. Bigfoot causes allergic reactions
3. The boys are still thinking about Christmas
2. Viking cats know Zeppelin...
1. Gerald Ford is still dead and will be buried with James Brown and a whale shark
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