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2007-03-01 7:46 AM

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over my many years on BT, i have read other rant about so and so at the pool who covered themselves with cologne or perfume before swimming, and that you could STILL smell it in the pool. well, i feel like i've been deflowered...i finally swam with cologne man! it was amazing. i could smell the drakar noir... or whatever the hell it is cologne guys wear these days...every time i had to take a breath. they must make that stuff out of radioactive isotopes of odor. i won't even go into what a bad swimmer the dude was. anyway, had to share.


2007-03-01 7:48 AM
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Subject: RE: i finally swam with 'cologne man'!!!
Uggh...I freaking hate that. I have a very low tolerance for any perfume, and when someone gets in the pool with it on, I have to get out. I hate it.
2007-03-01 7:51 AM
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Gross!  It's bad enough to smell that stuff at a normal time, I can't imagine it if I was trying to swim!
2007-03-01 8:08 AM
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Subject: RE: i finally swam with 'cologne man'!!!

Ha! We have a guy like that in the class after masters. I usually swim over the allotted time and as soon I see him sashay onto the pool deck, I'm out of the pool! It's so gross.

I can't even smell chlorine when he's around. He drowns out all odors.

2007-03-01 8:18 AM
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For me it is always the smell of conditioner that women use. 
2007-03-01 8:30 AM
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I have noticed the same thing.  More frequently with men than women though, but that is just my observation.  I have smelled a lot of perfume too.

It seems to be occuring more frequently at the pool at swim at in the mornings.  Is it the weather, or what?



2007-03-01 9:25 AM
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Ugh, that's nasty. The fact that you can taste somebody's perfume/cologne is pretty sickening. Moreover, why can't people follow the rules posted at every pool and take a shower before they swim? Its not that hard. Really.  

If it helps at all, I ran with perfume lady last night. The track at my gym is pretty small (11 laps to the mile) so you're never that far away from others. She left a stinky wake the entire time I was running. I realize its a nice fragrance but please, lady, don't let me smell you coming and going.

2007-03-01 9:42 AM
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I have to admit I left a smell at the pool last week. 

I went to the barber shop right before I went to swim.  After I got in the pool I could smell the talcum powder and that "fresh haircut smell". 

In my defense it was talcum powder not cologne and it was inadvertant.

2007-03-01 9:46 AM
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2007-03-01 10:42 AM
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Subject: RE: i finally swam with 'cologne man'!!!
when i broke and dislocated my elbow in 98, the woman who stopped to help me (one of several...not the guy who almost ran me over though, of course) had me get in her car while we waited for bill to come get me and take me to the ER. ANYWAY, she had SOOOO much perfume on, and i thought i might get sick between the shock of the accident, the pain, and her perfume. i had to keep going to that thankful place in my brain and reminding myself that she was SO kind to help me at all...no more bitchy pills, ya know? it was pretty awful though. the smell was more overpowering than the pain i was in.

the other thing i remember about her is that she told me they might have to cut off my jacket. she had broken a wrist or ankle or something, and they had to cut off her shirt or shoe or something. i remember thinking 'NO WAY! i got this windstopper patagonia jacket on uber sale! no way are they cutting it off of me!' sure enough, i managed to slip my arm out w/o major pain once i got to the ER. hee hee. now my brother had that jacket. maybe i should steal it back from him
2007-03-01 10:50 AM
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molto veloce mama
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Subject: RE: i finally swam with 'cologne man'!!!
if swimming laps doesn't wash it off, do you think a shower will??? i think these people are so saturated its actually buried deep in thier pores and its constantly being excreted.


2007-03-01 12:05 PM
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autumn - 2007-03-01 10:50 AM

if swimming laps doesn't wash it off, do you think a shower will??? i think these people are so saturated its actually buried deep in thier pores and its constantly being excreted.

So does that mean that we'll taste the garlic after a big a$$ Italian feast?  

2007-03-01 12:43 PM
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For me it is always the smell of conditioner that women use.

Sorry.  I know... the last stuff I bought was icky to me too.  But I'm back to the no smell blue stuff I get from Costco.

I have cologne guy on the bus with me in the morning.  It sucks, truly.  But in a way, it helps me have a seat all to myself, since I'm sniffling so bad no one wants to sit next to me because they think I have a horrible cold.

At the pool, I rarely smell anything since I have to wear the nose plug thing to keep the chlorine out of my nose.   

2007-03-01 5:21 PM
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molto veloce mama
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yes, and with us dirty hippies - garlic, cumin, and patoulli. i know how you love that patoulli
2007-03-01 7:49 PM
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I have gotten to the point where if I see somebody coming near the pool in our gym and they ar enot in teh least bit wet, I tell them to shower. There are big placards in our gym referring to this. I am tired of women and men both getting in teh pool and me being able to smell it whilst in the water. For f*&ks sake.

 

 

I do fart in the water every once in a while, though.

2007-03-01 8:24 PM
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autumn - 2007-03-01 7:46 AM

over my many years on BT, i have read other rant about so and so at the pool who covered themselves with cologne or perfume before swimming, and that you could STILL smell it in the pool. well, i feel like i've been deflowered...i finally swam with cologne man! it was amazing. i could smell the drakar noir... or whatever the hell it is cologne guys wear these days...every time i had to take a breath. they must make that stuff out of radioactive isotopes of odor. i won't even go into what a bad swimmer the dude was. anyway, had to share.


Uhg, i was introduced to this the other week - i couldn't take it and left after 9 minutes... the Y swim coach was on deck preparing for a class asked what was wrong and i told her "I couldn't stand swimming with such a disgusting fragrance in the water - it makes breathing difficult since i was choking on the stench of the water - she obviously thought i was just tooo sensitive that is until her students started complaining also... not there are some signed up reminding people to shower before getting in the pool. here's to hoping i don't have to swim after frangrance man/woman again


2007-03-01 10:01 PM
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Subject: RE: i finally swam with 'cologne man'!!!

this thread is a curse! i was late to swimming today and swam over the time into the next group. who got in the lane next to me???

and i HAD to stay and finish my workout. yuck

2007-03-02 7:48 AM
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Subject: RE: i finally swam with 'cologne man'!!!
I also was a victim this past week. It was during my long swim day on tuesday and I cut it short at 20min or so because I couldn't breathe. I mean I have enough problems on my own and this guy was making it worse. gross.
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