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 2007-05-22 10:58 AM |
Master  2379    Alpharetta, GA |  Subject: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you...A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, 2 black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. At a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours! "I don't remember much after that." |
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| Extreme Veteran 413 | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... They've open a new zoo down the road from me. They just keep one small dog in the whole complex.
It's a shitzu. |
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Elite 3494 Renton, Washington | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax". "Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then" He sighed......... "Let's put all the Frosties back in the box." |
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| Elite 3130 | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... |
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| Master 2051 Portland, OR | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... Re-post from my blog this morning: Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was very angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE". |
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Champion 6742  The Green Between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... |
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| COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... |
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| Champion 6742 The Green Between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... |
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| Philadelphia, south of New York and north of DC | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... My 5yo came up with this.... -----------------------------------
Extinct monkey... |
| 2007-05-22 3:23 PM in reply to: #811738 |
| Champion 5615 | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... A man walks into a bar and notices a large jar of cash on the mantle. 'What's the money for?' he asks the bartender. 'Well, I have a horse out back that I bet no one can make him laugh. For $10, you're welcome to take a shot.' The customer puts down a tenner, walks out back, comes back a few seconds later, and demands his money. Shocked the bartender runs out back and finds the horse lying on its side laughing hysterically. Reluctantly, he gives over the cash. 6 months later, the same customer walks in and notices another jar of money on the mantle. The bartender explains that he's betting that noone can make his horse cry. The customer puts down his $10 and comes back a few seconds later demanding his money. The bartender walks out back to find his horse with its head down crying hysterically. He hands over the jar and asks 'I have to know. 6 months ago, you made my horse laugh and today you made him cry. How did you do it?' 'Well, 6 months ago, I walked over to the horse, stroked his mane, and whispered in his ear that I had a larger penis than he did.' 'Today, I SHOWED him!' |
| 2007-05-22 3:32 PM in reply to: #812329 |
| Master 4101 Denver | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... dontracy - 2007-05-22 2:21 PM My 5yo came up with this.... -----------------------------------
Extinct monkey... That could also be a monkey that took a shower. |
| 2007-05-22 6:17 PM in reply to: #811738 |
| Master 1924 Denver | Subject: RE: Need a laugh...a bit of humor for you... LHablas - 2007-05-22 9:58 AM A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, 2 black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. At a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours! "I don't remember much after that." THANK YOU....I needed a tissue for my eyes! |
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