Need girl advice. (Page 10)

Well, then just tell her to stay away.

Personally I am getting annoyed that she 1. quits the soap writing business, then 2. apologizes and explains why she wants out, then 3. comes back to say she repents?

If you don't want to be involved...stay away! Jim is right.

on page 3, I said to Janelle "at least you aren't in denial anymore"

i take it back. stop denying. you loved the soap opera!

Ok- you caught me!!  Maybe I could get incvolved with it again as long as it was "clean"?  But then again, if the worst thing I can say is that I had a child for a burrito man that's not too bad!  And to clarify, the burrito man and I never changed a flat tire, because that would be cheating, and I would never cheat on 3558.! We took advatnge of the medical technology out there. 

Maybe the child is the second coming...

Guess that keeps welshy, 3558, and myself out.

That's fine- I'm an excellent author   Just kidding.  Maybe we should start a new soap opera since Jim decided to kill this one??

And look how I'm cleverly steering the thread to another Christian/heathen (heh) debate! Anyone want to debate the possibility of a virgin birth? I'll take con. What's the deal there? Did the holy spirit implant a fertilized egg in there, or did he fertilize one of Mary's eggs? If that's the case, wasn't Christ half Mary, and therefore half human? And if he was half human, wouldn't he be inherently blessed with half of man's inherent flaws? And therefore not be "perfect"?

And if He stuck a fertilized egg in her belly, well, what's the genetic origin of christ? Does god possess the complete diploid number of chromosomes in his seed, or did he get an egg from somewhere else? If so where? Or is God a hermaphrodite?  So many questions...

Who wants to take pro?

(I'm so going to hell)

Too many big words and serious issues I'm not going to mess with. I'm out, and taking the fun boys with me.

I think you missed what I wrote...me and the burrito man had in-vitro fertilization.  No immaculate conception, so that right there kills the debate!  I propose a new thread for the soap!

Heh...that's awesome.

Joel, you may be the tri-pirate, but I'm the thread pirate. Arrrgh! Avast ye scurvy posters, prepare to be boarded and yer discussions shall be me booty!

Booty?!? I think it just got dirrrrrty again!

I have a nice booty. uh oh...

Haley has a nice, dirrrty booty....

RUNNERGIRL!!! DO YOU SEE THIS?!?! He has converted to the dark side! I think you can have whomevers baby you want!

In fact, I think you just had another one of 3558's babies, so now you have the twins (by different dads) and a new addition...what shall we name him??!...

Ok- I'm starting a new thread and run4yrlife is not allowed to hijack it, nor will he steal my thunder as being an excellent soap opera author!

Ok...again:

In fact, I think you just had another one of 3558's babies, so now you have the twins (by different dads) and a new addition...what shall we name him??!...

The baby's name is Second Chance. Thats what 3558 and I gave his momma. Second Chance Burrito. They rejoin comet and welshy on the island of fun and tri's. Run4yrlife has been put in jail for stealing money from the chruch and now life is back to normal...and uh oh....we have a mysterious new visitor! Lane has just been transferred from New Orleans to the island of fun. He couldn't resist all the tri-ing, parties, and wonderful beach life. One day, 3558 is off training alone and he wanders up to runnergirls house...she looks into his eyes. He is just the good Christian man she is looking for...

Oh geez....now I am in.  This is the punishment I get for lurking???  Can I play my "little miss mr. innocent card" like someone who I refuse to name publicly runnergirl did to get out of it???

Ah hell, who am I kidding...I am perfect for this kinda thing.  Not like my rep could get damaged!