TAN #193: Labyrinth where unatTANded children go ... (Page 10)

May 18-25

Up in Live Oak, Ginnie Springs area Cave diving.

But hey I could use a weekend in Chicago before that.

have a good one

You will not be disappointed.  He's incredibly smart and insightful and is one of the few writers that actually causes me to laugh out loud in public places.  It's all fantastic, but start with the Baroque Cycle (trust me).

I just posted before I read that.  Excellent (unless you have an aversion to a few thousand pages of intelligent, witty stuff that hard to put down).  I hate to say "his best", because the rest of it is so good too.

Nothing big, just that you have been named a God of TAN. 

Bush, insertion, pizza and flowers . . . I kid you not, but I don't think any of those things mean what I thought they meant.

For the record insertion means insertion.  We don't mess around with important stuff!

Chicago foodie? 

ya, get on your knees! 

Nice!  I hope I've been named a God of something good.  Can I guess that Tony and Cord got named Gods of Immaturity?  Or Douchbaggery? Or something similar? 

You would be named God of suits?   

Whatever pleases your holiness 

I believe that you are the Goddess of Leisure... and you nailed all the rest

I thought bush was... bush.  You know... THAT kind of bush.   *shudder*  And should be trimmed/shaved/waxed. 

But yes, the pizza and flowers are innuendo. 

Oh - are you the God of Waxing Cheri? 

I can't say that I've been aorund TAN quite long enough to reach this point, but you clearly don't have to be in the room to know the discussion.

I am on a small sabbatical from men. (i think)

Huh.  Leisure.  If you (the general "you") had ANY idea how much I absolutely and with every fiber of my being HATE the situation I'm currently in, I'd be God of something else.  Though really, I guess I don't have anything else! 

Nice that I got the others though!   

Or perhaps a sabbatical from small men?

Once maybe.  Now I'm more of a if-I-can-sit-and-enjoy-a-relaxing-dinner-whatever-it-may-be kind of foodie.

I am on a sabbatical, I am on a sabbatical, I am on sabbatical

Hahahaha!  Being married to one of the Gods in question, I think I definitely know the discussion without having to be in the room.   

In this case, I think bush was actually maybe like a real bush . . . shrubbery . . . or maybe mechanical equipment.  I don't know if I'm going to be able to hold a normal conversation in the real world.