Evil Elves (Page 17)

HCS5QA - 2007-12-05 10:45 AM

lastcall2003 - 2007-12-05 9:41 AM

HCS5QA - 2007-12-05 11:39 AM Morning Evil Elves, biked for an hour this morning but don't worry I will get my swim in tonight.

I don't think you need to worry about swimming tonight, after all I'm sure you are very tired from your ride this morning!

Evil Beth, you almost made sense! LOL  Your right I'll swim this afternoon and sleep tonight. LOL

Did the shark go away?

Oooh, ooooh, Mr. Kot-ter....based upon the angle of the kittie's face, I'm going to throw out a guess and say "aftermarket."  That kittie's looking almost skyward!

geauxtri - 2007-12-05 9:48 AM

HCS5QA - 2007-12-05 10:45 AM

lastcall2003 - 2007-12-05 9:41 AM

HCS5QA - 2007-12-05 11:39 AM Morning Evil Elves, biked for an hour this morning but don't worry I will get my swim in tonight.

I don't think you need to worry about swimming tonight, after all I'm sure you are very tired from your ride this morning!

Evil Beth, you almost made sense! LOL  Your right I'll swim this afternoon and sleep tonight. LOL

Did the shark go away?

I sure hope so! Eitherway I'll wait a week.

HCS5QA - 2007-12-05 11:45 AM

lastcall2003 - 2007-12-05 9:41 AM

HCS5QA - 2007-12-05 11:39 AM Morning Evil Elves, biked for an hour this morning but don't worry I will get my swim in tonight.

I don't think you need to worry about swimming tonight, after all I'm sure you are very tired from your ride this morning!

Evil Beth, you almost made sense! LOL  Your right I'll swim this afternoon and sleep tonight. LOL

LOLOL

noooo, noooo, I'm not evil - Dee's the evil one

just look at my avatar - see how cute and sweet I am!

really, I think you need the rest......................

Scott, you're forgetting who's making the ref?  Do you think I give a whirl about "dating" myself...

"On this day I will look at my past mistakes and project them onto the future.

Today I will create a crisis situation so I can feel really alive.

I have a right to be physically unattractive.

I will make spiritual bankruptcy my goal for the day.

I have a right to change people into who I want them to be.

Today I will belittle those around me as I've been belittled in the past.

Extreme mood swings are my goal for the day, as they are so invigorating.

I have a right to seek revenge on those who have hurt me, and so today
I'll begin to intricately plot against them.

Today I will surround myself with unhealthy people so that I may feel superior to them.

Today I celebrate the fact that my underdeveloped sense of identity allows
me to fit into a wide range of situations.

Today I will only do things for which I receive very clear approval or applause.

My choices are limited; therefore, I must rigidly stick to the plan I have
outlined for myself.

Today I will start a project only so I can later abandon it because of my
perfectionistic standards.

Today I will lie in bed and wallow in self-pity.

Today I will purposefully fuel someone's worst fears.

While in conversation today, I will practice keeping a mental inventory
of other people's stupidity.

Today I will practice playing the victim with my friends and coworkers.

This year I will save money by not buying birthday cards for anyone; I
will tell everyone their card must have been lost in the mail.

I have the hardest life.

Today I will hoard something I was denied as a child."

enders_shadow - 2007-12-05 12:09 PM

spokes - 2007-12-05 12:41 PM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-05 3:14 AM

spokes - 2007-12-05 1:09 AM I'm about to hit the rack myself...

Jr. High boy humor alert... Am I the only one who had to read that sentence twice? And giggled both times?

Its never intended that way... and I have a pretty dirty mind as these things go.

Yeah, it must be because your sense of humor is more sophisticated than mine. I didn't get a chance to perfect it as a teenage boy.

Kristen, I totally giggled when I saw it also - maybe it would have sounded more innocent coming from someone else

spokes - 2007-12-05 12:39 PM

lastcall2003 - 2007-12-05 10:35 AM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-05 12:09 PM

spokes - 2007-12-05 12:41 PM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-05 3:14 AM

spokes - 2007-12-05 1:09 AM I'm about to hit the rack myself...

Jr. High boy humor alert... Am I the only one who had to read that sentence twice? And giggled both times?

Its never intended that way... and I have a pretty dirty mind as these things go.

Yeah, it must be because your sense of humor is more sophisticated than mine. I didn't get a chance to perfect it as a teenage boy.

Kristen, I totally giggled when I saw it also - maybe it would have sounded more innocent coming from someone else

Great. Now y'all think I'm a dirty old man or somethin'. LOL 

naaaaaah, we don't think you're old

enders_shadow - 2007-12-05 12:57 PM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-05 1:56 PM

lastcall2003 - 2007-12-05 1:54 PM

spokes - 2007-12-05 12:39 PM

lastcall2003 - 2007-12-05 10:35 AM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-05 12:09 PM

spokes - 2007-12-05 12:41 PM

enders_shadow - 2007-12-05 3:14 AM

spokes - 2007-12-05 1:09 AM I'm about to hit the rack myself...

Jr. High boy humor alert... Am I the only one who had to read that sentence twice? And giggled both times?

Its never intended that way... and I have a pretty dirty mind as these things go.

Yeah, it must be because your sense of humor is more sophisticated than mine. I didn't get a chance to perfect it as a teenage boy.

Kristen, I totally giggled when I saw it also - maybe it would have sounded more innocent coming from someone else

Great. Now y'all think I'm a dirty old man or somethin'. LOL 

naaaaaah, we don't think you're old

Giggle giggle....tee hee tee hee.

As you will note, Beth - the post above has much more substance than simply LMAO. You can actually get the quality and tenor of my laughter.

LMAO!

I'll have to work on that whole tenor and quality aspect!

hahahahaha

Yay, get to go home immediately! The water main broke so we are clearing out to allow for repairs.

I'm going to go get some lunch, relax, and follow it up by my swim.

Don't forget to add any snorts, spits, and chokes, too. 

Water main broke, that means plenty of water... you could swim before leaving, ha.

Your right but what if the shark came thru, can't chance it. I'll hit the pool to be safe.

How do I get me some of that? 

Sounds like maybe you could swim home. 

Ahh.... Once it was a baby shark, that grew a little too big.  The family flushed it down the toilet.  Years later it tried to find it's long lost family.  Little did he know he was spotted int he cove,but he continued his journey.  Unfortuantely, he was too big to fit through the city pipes, as he forced his way up, the pipes began to crack...  And Hector was sent home from work.

D001 - 2007-12-05 12:10 PM  Maybe they should give stars for blogging?

Yes, that was my point exactly!!!! 

Really all I want is to have enough posts to create my own title.  Is that asking too much?

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Well I'm certainly not forgetting who's making the ref... seems the he, on another team, no less, has visited the Evil Elves a couple of times today (to my none up until now) which is interesting since when I was at the gym, you know, to SWIM, I received a personal message (as in from an in person messenger that someone sent) stating that I was to "stay out of the Evil Elves" today... as if I wouldn't know who that was from.  Tsk, tsk... surely you know better by now, Lou .

Hello Everyone!!!  I'm back!!!  I'm all moved!!!!  Now I have to unpack boxes!  I swear it takes a month of Sundays to pack and then 20 minutes to get it all out of a trailer!

I went for a swim this morning!  I got 1800 yards done.  It felt great to get back in the water.  I am now on track to getting my 10,000 yards completed this month.

I'm probably going for a run this evening.  My running group is expecting me.  I guess a little bit of social contact will be good.  Cardboard boxes have no personallity!

I'll get caught up with the thread when I can.  What has everyone been up to?  Cheers to everyone!