TAN #193: Labyrinth where unatTANded children go ... (Page 18)

such a blasphemous statement, how could you go and destroy all that is real, and crush my understanding of this world?

I can see that happening many places today still, please tell me she had a witty comeback?

I can walk in heels indeed, but definitely learned I vividly remember the first time I put them on. Getting ready for my first homecoming dance in 9th grade. Not pretty.

"can you tell the group why you are balding so young?"

i have many of those stories of my own, but this is a particularly good one.

Ummm you know you're not real either, right?

I would offer to give you anything you want for a day.  But I fear what you want, is not what I want to give.  If that makes sense.

I would like a pony ride please.

depends if you are a star athelete at an overrated douche university

Ouch

Well that certainly makes lots of decisions regarding my future easier! 

Today I learned that we don't have the right to be happy in a relationship and some forms of torture are acceptable.  Or maybe torture is a bad word.  "Enhanced" interrogation/relationship techniques is a more politically correct term?

so, all-in-all, a good friday.  any hot weekend plans?

Do you have a phone contract with unlimited minutes? We could turn this into a Sprint commercial easily!  With unlimited Data plans you could Skype yourselves to sleep listening to each other.  What kind of kooky cool name does she have?

I heard a quote today that someone had tattoo'd on their arm.  It was: "Oderint dum metuant"  which from what I found roughly translated from the latin means: "Let Them Hate as Long as Their Fear". 

OK so here is the odd part, it was on the upper forearm of a women who works at the local bank. 

hmmmm

football?  But I know this sounds crazy.  But my tummy still hurts about the Denver loss.  Bitter taste and watching football just is bitter sweet.  May go see Django.

Oh, and what suxxors...  I must have finally caught the bug on the flight to LA on Wednesday.  That's why I hate flying - too many people and germs.  I'm not speculating I'm sick, I'm downright sick this morning.  I hope it doesn't get any worse.

So what's the pretty engineer and her hubby up to?

Kido learned I am much doucheyer and handsy in person.

Only if you play a sport at Notre Dame

Don't pretend you didn't love it.

i'm going home to visit my sister and brand new baby nephew.  the hubby is bachelor this weekend.  not exciting AT ALL, but i have a 3 day weekend and 350 miles to drive.

this will, of course, include the ritual visit to the college roommate and drinking our faces off tonight on the way home

and possibly some MINOR psychological torture, of course.

I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but she might be cheating on you.