TAN #177: Crazier than the Calgary STANpede ... (Page 19)

So is yours

I would never settle for that! 

That cleared that up nicely.

I'd think with your past experience you'd be over the young'ins, no? 

Well if you went with my past experience it would tell me to lay off the oldies.

You just said you were 19 and she was 21 when you got married...????

She is very special.

Lisa I went out with someone this week that I think you would like.....he was 38 and super hot!  Not my type but he was really sweet and total type A kind of guy.

So you like: not hot, not type A, not sweet? I'm shocked!

I was 21 and she was 25. Dated a few gals older than I am after and they were just as screwed up on dating as the youngsters just in different ways.

nm

Laurened it.

I always though it would be fun to start a name up like buttercup or sunshine or cuddlebug and then be an absolute death machine...  knives in necks, sniper head shots, flame throwers, chainsaws, and the such.

I like to mortally wound then walk up the the guy you see crawling for his gun, take aim between the eyes after gloating a bit, and deliver the kill shot.  This is of course after I use my sniper rifle to deliver rounds down range into the the appendges of said victim to get them to that groveling state in the first place.

He was too young....snerkl  and he wants babies....my uterus in closed for business. 

I am open to that age group! 

My tri-god-piglet hasn't touched base this week. I'm going to assume he is not interested. Even though he texted the day after our date last week and said we should do it again..?! 

And I keep getting requests from a certain past fling to go out, but always spur of the moment when I already have plans. He is really kind of immature, but in a funny way. Makes me laugh. But not sure about the rest.  

And cord seems to know what I like

All right, time to hit the trainer for the Opening Ceremonies.

It was lovely to see y'all.

T-Geeze, this one-shot in-n-out thing really doesn't do it for me. But it was nice to see you, too.

I think he looked really young, mature in words but his look was baby to me, most likely cause the men I date are old! 

But i did have this vision of him in a superman speedo while he was sharing a funny story, obviously why I connected him to you.  With your superman and mr speedo.

Really!? com'on we are all thick skinned here (most days)

FUNNY. I was thinking about superman over lunch today. ()
And Dr. Speedo saw me out with the tri-god-piglet, which made me smirk so hard. They are direct competitors in the same age group at all local races. Tri-god-piglet always wins. 

I am going to the lake just for the evening.  We have to leave in the morning to go take my mother to a party (backtracking to the main house in the process).  It will be worth it to watch the sun go down over the water, grill something, and drink a bottle of wine.  It will probably be the most fun I have all weekend.

TW

Anyone try instant coffee recently?  Other than the starbucks stuff (which isn't that bad, actaully).

Yes, I know that's sacraligious, and now I know why.  I had a canister of Nescafe Taster's choice in the pantry for some cooking application and decided to try it just now to DRINK.  Horrible.

I was checking all day but I didn't see my opening.  Situation has to be just right.  Good light coming over my shoulder.  A pause in the action.  Then I come through the saloon doors, six gun on my hip.

TW

Personality wise no idea