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2013-03-06 12:21 PM
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cgregg - 2013-03-06 12:18 PM

mr2tony - 2013-03-06 1:14 PM
trinnas - 2013-03-06 12:09 PM

Well now let's see say anything about guns, might offend Tony,

Can't say anything that might have a sexual overtone cause appa will beyotch.

any more rules for what can and cannot be said in a thread about nothing in particular?

I guess we are relegated to "what did you all have for lunch and what's the weather like" kinda like we are 12.

 

You really want to talk about guns in TAN? OK I'll start: People who live in households with guns are 50 percent more likely to die from a gunshot wound than those who live in houses without guns. Discuss.

 

Perhaps, but your data has no value because of Bewbs and Bacon.



I agree with your facts so they are valid.


2013-03-06 12:23 PM
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See Tony? No need to worry. TAN has a way of dumbing down even the most serious topics into a discussion of bewbs, unicorns, glitter, and pizza (of both varieties).

2013-03-06 12:24 PM
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2013-03-06 12:26 PM
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eabeam - 2013-03-06 1:18 PM
trinnas - 2013-03-06 10:09 AM

Well now let's see say anything about guns, might offend Tony,

Can't say anything that might have a sexual overtone cause appa will beyotch.

any more rules for what can and cannot be said in a thread about nothing in particular?

I guess we are relegated to "what did you all have for lunch and what's the weather like" kinda like we are 12.

 

 

So is there an award for the best use of a gun reference that is sexually loaded?

Would that not require a sex pistols song refernce to be valid?

 

2013-03-06 12:27 PM
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cgregg - 2013-03-06 1:24 PM Sunny Day 
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Do you really want to bring Seseme Street into it?

 

2013-03-06 12:28 PM
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trinnas - 2013-03-06 1:27 PM

cgregg - 2013-03-06 1:24 PM Sunny Day 
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Do you really want to bring Seseme Street into it?

 

 

What've you got against Snuffalupagus?



2013-03-06 12:29 PM
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The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery.

They saw a cockroach.

Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them.

2013-03-06 12:30 PM
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cgregg - 2013-03-06 1:24 PM

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You're going to the coffee shop in Amsterdam?
2013-03-06 12:30 PM
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trinnas - 2013-03-06 1:26 PM
eabeam - 2013-03-06 1:18 PM
trinnas - 2013-03-06 10:09 AM

Well now let's see say anything about guns, might offend Tony,

Can't say anything that might have a sexual overtone cause appa will beyotch.

any more rules for what can and cannot be said in a thread about nothing in particular?

I guess we are relegated to "what did you all have for lunch and what's the weather like" kinda like we are 12.

 

 

So is there an award for the best use of a gun reference that is sexually loaded?

Would that not require a sex pistols song refernce to be valid?

 

God Save the Queen!

2013-03-06 12:31 PM
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lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM

The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery.

They saw a cockroach.

Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them.

if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy)

PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist



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2013-03-06 12:32 PM
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lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM

The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery.

They saw a cockroach.

Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them.

 

You should tell them that the best way to find it is to just ignore it and then wait for the feeling that it is crawling up their leg.

 



2013-03-06 12:33 PM
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lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM

The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery.

They saw a cockroach.

Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them.

Why do women have to be such pansies?  I mean I hate cockroaches but I would use it as an opportunity for target practice.  Dishes throw like frisbys you know.

 

2013-03-06 12:34 PM
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Samyg - 2013-03-06 1:31 PM
lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM

The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery.

They saw a cockroach.

Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them.

if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy)

PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist

 

Use of a smiley allows everyone to make it without caring if we're labelled

 

One of the funniest things along this lines is the picture of a child praying at dinner - "Thank you Jesus for this food...", followed by a picture of a hispanic man in a field saying "de nada."  

 

2013-03-06 12:35 PM
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Samyg - 2013-03-06 12:31 PM
lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM

The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery.

They saw a cockroach.

Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them.

if there are cockroach, they might eventually need Jesus (the maintenance guy)

PS. Being of Hispanic origin allow me to make this joke without being labelled a racist



Oh there ARE cockroaches. I saw one in my cube the other day and was like "hey little buddy!"
 
2013-03-06 12:35 PM
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cgregg - 2013-03-06 12:32 PM

lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM

The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery.

They saw a cockroach.

Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them.

 

You should tell them that the best way to find it is to just ignore it and then wait for the feeling that it is crawling up their leg.

 



Or say `What's that in your hair?'
2013-03-06 12:37 PM
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Our triathlete CEO is in the office today. I should try to chat him up about why he's so slow.


2013-03-06 12:37 PM
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This is my rifle.  This is my gun.  This is for fighting.  This is for fun!
2013-03-06 12:38 PM
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This would be a GREAT time to hit up a novelty shop and buy a couple dozen rubber cockroaches and then after they leave for the day, hide them in their desk drawers, inside binders, etc...
2013-03-06 12:40 PM
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mr2tony - 2013-03-06 1:37 PM Our triathlete CEO is in the office today. I should try to chat him up about why he's so slow.

 

Find out if he flip turns, and if that is part of what he feels has contributed to him becoming CEO.



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2013-03-06 12:40 PM
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trinnas - 2013-03-06 12:33 PM
lisac957 - 2013-03-06 1:29 PM

The ladies in the office next to me literally started SCREAMING a minute ago. I thought Jesus was coming. Or someone died. Or they just won the lottery.

They saw a cockroach.

Now they can't find it and are recruiting men to find it for them.

Why do women have to be such pansies?  I mean I hate cockroaches but I would use it as an opportunity for target practice.  Dishes throw like frisbys you know.

 

I've dissected entirely too many cockroaches in university classes to be squeamish about them... but I will say the worst part was reaching into the giant plastic bin that housed them all trying to catch one. 

2013-03-06 12:41 PM
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eabeam - 2013-03-06 10:18 AM
trinnas - 2013-03-06 10:09 AM

Well now let's see say anything about guns, might offend Tony,

Can't say anything that might have a sexual overtone cause appa will beyotch.

any more rules for what can and cannot be said in a thread about nothing in particular?

I guess we are relegated to "what did you all have for lunch and what's the weather like" kinda like we are 12.

 

 

So is there an award for the best use of a gun reference that is sexually loaded?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSfF_82WYo



2013-03-06 12:41 PM
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cgregg - 2013-03-06 12:38 PM This would be a GREAT time to hit up a novelty shop and buy a couple dozen rubber cockroaches and then after they leave for the day, hide them in their desk drawers, inside binders, etc...

Oh that would be great

2013-03-06 12:44 PM
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Is it bad that I *really* want to post in the "How to talk about cancer" thread with "In iambic pentameter".

 

I'm pretty sure that I'm going to Hell.  

 

2013-03-06 12:47 PM
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cgregg - 2013-03-06 1:44 PM

Is it bad that I *really* want to post in the "How to talk about cancer" thread with "In iambic pentameter".

 

I'm pretty sure that I'm going to Hell.  

 

you already have a spot reserved, something about a Browns fan site.
2013-03-06 12:49 PM
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cgregg - 2013-03-06 12:40 PM

mr2tony - 2013-03-06 1:37 PM Our triathlete CEO is in the office today. I should try to chat him up about why he's so slow.

 

Find out if he flip turns, and if that is part of what he feels has contributed to him becoming CEO.



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