Why does it bother me when non triathletes tell me their excuses? (Page 2)

I may have to rethink my excuse for not doing IM (that I could not finish it without a pizza delivery on the bike leg) after reading in someone's race report that they put some pizza in special needs, and ate it (and finished without incident).

Now as for the part that the pizza has to be served (ref video link below) by one of the following tri hotties who would also escort me to provide motivation on the bike leg (so I could view/chase their butts the whole time)--Andreas Raelert, Sebastian Kienle, or Pete Jacobs--I think that's less likely to happen, so my excuse is still valid.

Of course my real excuse is that, knees, pizza, or no, I'm just too lazy and don't like biking that much. OTOH, if one of the above dudes wants to escort me, I could probably summon the desire from somewhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvy43QrIW5I


Edited by Hot Runner 2015-09-12 9:20 PM

The reactions I tend to get, being on the heavier end of the scale, are not excuses as to why they can't do it, but amazement that I can, and do. As of this morning, I am 5'9" and 250.0lb... not a little guy a-tall