Help me in staging an elaborate prank (Page 2)

I actually like this.
Cheap, and easy to set up.
All you need is a little paranoia and psychological projection.

Leave things PERFECT.

Then plant people to say, "I cannot believe you let your brother.... will you ever forgive him... huh... you don't, never mind..."

I also see fake Facebook groups and/or events involved.


If/when you are finally confronted, you can claim moral superiority.

"I cannot believe that you would accuse me of.... Is that what you really think of me...."

Cover everything in either wrapping paper, or aluminum foil.

Filling their bedroom with crummpled up newspaper/balloons is also fun.

If you are somewhat mechanically inclined and there is enough space, take apart a car and build it in their living room.... 

I like filling the entire place with balloons, so that they can't even get in the door.

Cover everything in clingfilm... and then either leave it as is, or say on the TV, write on it in black marker or something?

Police tape on the door saying CRIME SCENE.   Enter the apartment, have a chalk out-line of a body-minus the head drawn on the floor.

Put a mannequin head in the fridge.

Bacon!

I like this one!!!

Please don't gift wrap the whole place -- what a waste of paper and resources!  Way too disposable society attitude.

Make the house VERY clean; no dust, no wax on the window, and use polishers on the furnitures and tiles. Add some floral arrangements and air fresheners.

Now this is the important bit, they expect you to do something while they were gone. But, instead of doing so, you do the opposite. Leave the house immediately after you greet them at door with a big fat smile and say no comments.

They would be bonkers figuring what did happens in their house...

Bonus point: you could carry a big black plastic bag filled with something smelly on the way out (again, say no words)

Just before they arrive back home, hide all of their plants and replace them with dead plants.  Take all their mail you have collected and put it back into the box or on the floor under the mail slot.  Put a watering can in the sink, filled with water, and turn the faucet to a slow drip.  Make it look like you were in the process of watering the plants on day one and you had to leave and haven't been back.  Maybe even leave their front door standing open and borrow a dog and a cat to put in the house... like they just wandered in and took up residence. 

Or better yet, get some friends to dress up like hobos and have them 'squating' in the house when they get back.  Run some clothes lines in the living room, some cheap wine and mouth wash bottles out front...

Could you come prank my house?   

3 words:  Upside Down Party


We've done this so many times and the results are always priceless.  Take EVERYTHING and turn it upside down.  Including couchs, pictures, food in the fridge, etc.

It'll be very clean.. bare clean

So what's the verdict?  UPDATE???

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When I was in the Navy, I knew of a guy who assembled a Harley in his off-base apartment.  Apparently, he never thought to measure everything because he had an awful time trying to get it out.  Besides the wide and tall ape hangers, it was rather long so getting around the corners require more work than it was worth.  From what I heard, it took 4-5 guys to help him get it out.

How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? Blahhhh ahahahahah!

How about an human size grave in the flower bed/back yard?

(I would fly TriAya in sub it out to her...)

Edited by RiverRat50 2010-03-27 2:49 PM

Repaint the walls black.