random free time post-for women (Page 2)

The ladies are doing what they do best - blaming someone else. It's genetic.

Hyuck hyuck hyuck

1. They (20s) weren't dates.
2. The last guy I dated was 47. He said he was terrified of relationships, not terrified of ME.
3. I'm as soft as warm ocean water.
4. If being candid and courageous strikes terror in a man, I don't want him. I'm only interested in a Man.

The ladies are doing what they do best - blaming someone else. It's genetic.

You know we love ya, Renee, but I know from these board that warm ocean water is a source of terror to many triathletes.

Heh exactly.

And the reality is, there is no such thing as a satisfied woman - too much sex, not enough, to tall, not tall enough. Not enough money, too many girlfriends, not manly enough, not sensitive enough - gets jealous, not jealous enough, possesive, not macho enough. Arrogant, not successful enough. Not creative, not handy, not assertive enough, too assertive, too prety, too metro, too rough, not rough enough, too big, too small, too dull, too flirty, too flexible, not flexible, not, not, not. 

Real men doesn't give a damn.

Ummm... I'm pretty satisfied.

(remind me of this the next time I'm bitching)

You're a stats geek, so you're familiar with the term "outlier." 

Why, Thomas, I wasn't aware you listened. To women.

 men are like...weather...men are like,..popcorn...you eat us at the movies, and we make your fingers greasy

this is a classic...

But do we really need them?  It's nice to have a special someone in your life, but are men a need or just a want?  Any ladies to comment?

I love and adore women - I love talking to women, I jsut hate this old lament about no real men, no good men, etc...

...and I was bored.

Heh exactly.

And the reality is, there is no such thing as a satisfied woman - too much sex, not enough, to tall, not tall enough. Not enough money, too many girlfriends, not manly enough, not sensitive enough - gets jealous, not jealous enough, possesive, not macho enough. Arrogant, not successful enough. Not creative, not handy, not assertive enough, too assertive, too prety, too metro, too rough, not rough enough, too big, too small, too dull, too flirty, too flexible, not flexible, not, not, not. 

Real men doesn't give a damn.

But do we really need them?  It's nice to have a special someone in your life, but are men a need or just a want?  Any ladies to comment?

I thought lots of you like the bad boy? 

I am the only guy in our household and by definition the dumbest person as well.  But, I am well-trained.  I can tell a girl over the phone how to jump start a car without blowing up the rectifiers in the alternator.  I can hook up and operate a DVD player. I know how the remotes work on most TV's, even those obscure buttons that make the TV do weird things.  I can carry all the suitcases in from the car and put them in the correct bedrooms.  I can bring in load of firewood and start a fire.  I can remember all the telephone numbers.  And so on.