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2005-07-14 8:12 AM
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Funny gym story:

At this place that I used to work out at there was this girl (yes, girl) who was pretty hot. Very fit. More of body builder though. She would lift weights and groan and moan loudly. It sounded like she was getting (ah heh) "railed" right there in the gym. At times I felt like I had walked into a bad porn flick.

The staff had to ask her to quiet down.

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2005-07-14 8:25 AM
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Heavy-Dee - 2005-07-14 7:12 AM

Funny gym story:

At this place that I used to work out at there was this girl (yes, girl) who was pretty hot. Very fit. More of body builder though. She would lift weights and groan and moan loudly. It sounded like she was getting (ah heh) "railed" right there in the gym. At times I felt like I had walked into a bad porn flick.

The staff had to ask her to quiet down.

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ya, and as soon as they brought this to my attention, I DID quiet down didn't I?
2005-07-14 8:25 AM
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Heavy-Dee - 2005-07-14 9:12 AM Funny gym story: At this place that I used to work out at there was this girl (yes, girl) who was pretty hot. Very fit. More of body builder though. She would lift weights and groan and moan loudly. It sounded like she was getting (ah heh) "railed" right there in the gym. At times I felt like I had walked into a bad porn flick. The staff had to ask her to quiet down. HD

That is hilarious!

Oh, tupuppy: I'm not starting that thread. Thats all you.

2005-07-14 8:38 AM
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When I was living in San Diego the gym I worked out at was by Hillcrest, the gay district, because it was the only Bally's close to my house and it was right between where I lived in Pacific Beach and where I worked in Mission Valley.

I have absolutely nothing against gay people and don't feel uncomfortable around them as some of my closest friends are gay, but I'd get hit on by more guys in 1 workout session than I have ever been hit on by girls in my life!  Arrrrrrgh.  My wife also teases me for getting hit on by more guys than she does!  I think it's because I leave my wedding band in the locker at the gym because I don't want to lose it and it pinches my finger on the bars.

One time I was doing bicep curls with the e-z curl bar and a 35 pound plate on each side and this guy was just standing there watching me.  When I put the bar down he came over and was like "You know, you've got really good form for using so much weight."  I was just like, "thanks man."

My second favorite was I was in the locker room at the urinal and this guy pulls up to the spot next to me and keeps looking over.  I'm trying to ignore him but then he says, "You know, you look really good with a shaved head."  Again, "uh, like, thanks man." 

Kind of funny.



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dibujob - 2005-07-14 9:38 AM

My second favorite was I was in the locker room at the urinal and this guy pulls up to the spot next to me and keeps looking over.  I'm trying to ignore him but then he says, "You know, you look really good with a shaved head."  Again, "uh, like, thanks man." 

Kind of funny.

Double meaning?! Freaking hilarious.

2005-07-14 9:08 AM
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TriComet - 2005-07-14 8:45 AM
dibujob - 2005-07-14 9:38 AM

My second favorite was I was in the locker room at the urinal and this guy pulls up to the spot next to me and keeps looking over.  I'm trying to ignore him but then he says, "You know, you look really good with a shaved head."  Again, "uh, like, thanks man." 

Kind of funny.

Double meaning?! Freaking hilarious.

That's a thread I'm not going to start.  lol



2005-07-14 9:11 AM
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Funny, Possum -- I understand gay women (obviously) and gay men and straight men...but I totally, totally do not get straight women, even though some of my best friends are straight women. I try and try, but am perpetually baffled. Ah well. And, where ARE the gay men on this board?? It's wierd.....

As to the gym, my SO names people at the gym (I know there was another thread about this laying around somewhere)....so we have Mr HuffNPuff, Senior Pompador, Moose, The Smurf/Barney and others.

My favourite (in retrospect, at the time he was totally annoying) was The Pr0n King. He was on the treadmill next to me so I could see his total time and what setting and speed. Reasonably fit guy, in his late 40s, he was not exactly workin' all that hard, had been at it for all of 10 minutes at a 12:00 pace, but he was going "OH yeah! YEAH! YEAH! YOU CAN DO IT! YEAH! OH! OH! DO IT! YES!"
His 15 year old son comes in from playing basketball, and says "Dad, come on. Let's go" to which the dad replies "Just 10 more minutes, son, I've run a mile oh yes" and continues on with his little...er...pep talk to himself. I could hear him over my headphones. It was bizarre.

The Smurf is another funny one -- portly little guy who comes in every night in matching sweat pants and sweat shirt, usually dark blue (hence, The Smurf) or a lovely eggplant colour (we also call him Barney). Gets on the treadmill, cranks it up WAY faster than he could ever, ever hope to run, clings to the handrails for dear life and lifts himself up just enough that his feet can pinwheel like crazy trying to keep up with the belt. I guess the sweatsuit is so he "loses weight". I've seen him there religiously for a year, and he hasn't dropped an ounce of fat from his gut...but I have to give him kudos because his cardio fitness has got to be improved and at least he's sticking at it. Misguided as hell, but at least he's doing something. And, he has to have picked up some serious upper body strength from holding himself up off the treadmill like that.


2005-07-14 9:20 AM
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There is a whole gay gym culture that is 100% beyond me. I don't get people who go to the gym for a social hour but then I suppose it takes all kinds!
2005-07-14 9:24 AM
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madeye - 2005-07-14 10:11 AM


The Smurf is another funny one




That has got to be one of the BEST gym stories EVER told! That poor guy. He probably thinks he is buff!
2005-07-14 9:24 AM
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nliedel - 2005-07-14 9:20 AM There is a whole gay gym culture that is 100% beyond me. I don't get people who go to the gym for a social hour but then I suppose it takes all kinds!

I don't think it's a gay thing. The gym we went to in Atlanta was more of a meat market than any bar I've ever been in . I think it's because it's a good place to go to see good looking people in not a whole lot of clothes, that are at least in one way sort of like-minded.

2005-07-14 9:27 AM
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It drives me nuts to see people at the gym sitting around reading newspapers or just watching tv.  They can do that at home. 

Another amusing gym phenomenon is the mob of men who suddenly need to use the machines by the aerobics room windows during the pilates class.  I'll admit though, I somehow find myself using the water fountain over there more frequently when pilates and yoga classes are going on, but I'm not one of the guys who stands there fogging up the windows.



2005-07-14 9:29 AM
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well, I guess if I were single and wanted to meet someone, the gym would be a better bet than a bar-- I'd be more likely to find someone with at least a smidgen in common with me....

and I wore a Hollister tshirt to lift in this morning. it was clean, and I like the way it feels (I like cotton when lifting) and if that's not OK workout wear, well, too bad. I added weights to upper body after almost 3 weeks off!!!! the posers in expensive "gear" don;t impress me either.
2005-07-14 9:34 AM
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possum - 2005-07-14 10:29 AM well, I guess if I were single and wanted to meet someone, the gym would be a better bet than a bar-- I'd be more likely to find someone with at least a smidgen in common with me.... and I wore a Hollister tshirt to lift in this morning. it was clean, and I like the way it feels (I like cotton when lifting) and if that's not OK workout wear, well, too bad. I added weights to upper body after almost 3 weeks off!!!! the posers in expensive "gear" don;t impress me either.

I like to meet people in the body marking area at races.

You were at least working out! My guys weren't, they were just looking pretty and didn't want to sweat.

2005-07-14 9:34 AM
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Just thought of another one (I'm between meetings at work, what else is there to do)

The Benchpress Brigade. One day I'm going to say to them: Guys -- please. WORK YOUR LEGS. PLEASE. Nothing funnier lookin' than a guy with a massive muscly chest and pencil legs. I know it's because it's easier and [you think it's] more impressive, but please. Take the pain. Work your legs. If I have to work upper body, you have to work lower. That's the deal. Thank you, that is all.



2005-07-14 9:35 AM
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I don't go to the gym anymore because

1. It takes too much time away from home and there are very few things I do there that I cannot do here with my dumbells.

2. I just don't fit in with the culture there. I am not going to purchase a gym wardrobe.

I am a certified personal trainer and used to work at the gym but I still feel kind of like a nerd trying to hang with the popular crowd. Yes I know it's me, but oh well!
2005-07-14 9:40 AM
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possum - 2005-07-14 9:29 AM the posers in expensive "gear" don;t impress me either.

expensive gear  =  posers?



2005-07-14 9:45 AM
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madeye - 2005-07-14 10:34 AMJust thought of another one (I'm between meetings at work, what else is there to do)The Benchpress Brigade. One day I'm going to say to them: Guys -- please. WORK YOUR LEGS. PLEASE. Nothing funnier lookin' than a guy with a massive muscly chest and pencil legs. I know it's because it's easier and [you think it's] more impressive, but please. Take the pain. Work your legs. If I have to work upper body, you have to work lower. That's the deal. Thank you, that is all.


I saw a guy doing bicep curls in the squat rack once making little kissy faces at the mirror.

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2005-07-14 9:51 AM
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amiine - 2005-07-14 8:40 AM

possum - 2005-07-14 9:29 AM the posers in expensive "gear" don;t impress me either.

expensive gear  =  posers?



Ya, at my gym. Many college kids in expensive clothing and ipods wandering around. When I first went to the gym I was so intimidated by all these good looking people in "proper" workout clothes and top o the line sneakers... I wandered in with my cutoff sweatpants and an old race T shirt and felt so..... inferior. But now that I have been there awhile, it cracks me up-- many of these people (women esp) have all fancy matching aerobics outfits and they just stand around and flirt.

yeah, so I made a snotty generalization, and I'm glad you called me on it, I hate that...

but. at the West Side Princeton CLub in Madison WI, there are many well dressed fashionistas who barely pedal on the bike while watching MTV.... drinking diet coke.... and squealing when certain men walk in....
2005-07-14 9:53 AM
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oh yeah, and boys who do bicep curls while swinging and rocking their backs... One day I am going tosay to one of these "curls-get-the-girls" boys, "Wow that's a great back exercise!"
2005-07-14 9:57 AM
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dibujob - 2005-07-14 9:27 AM

Another amusing gym phenomenon is the mob of men who suddenly need to use the machines by the aerobics room windows during the pilates class.  I'll admit though, I somehow find myself using the water fountain over there more frequently when pilates and yoga classes are going on, but I'm not one of the guys who stands there fogging up the windows.

Ya know, the view is better if you actually take the pilates class. You might also get a good core workout.

I tried out a pilates/stability ball class thinking it would be a little old ladies' social hour. I was the only male in the class. It turned out to be an excellent workout, and the ladies, well, they weren't that old...

2005-07-14 10:07 AM
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Ya know, the view is better if you actually take the pilates class. You might also get a good core workout.

I tried out a pilates/stability ball class thinking it would be a little old ladies' social hour. I was the only male in the class. It turned out to be an excellent workout, and the ladies, well, they weren't that old...

On that note, I admit I used to make fun (well sometimes I still do, I know I'm a better athlete) of the girly-girls who think they are athletes because they take aerobics classes (only). They show up in their cute little yoga pants and do the steps and some sit ups and go home. One of my rest days I went to the gym and thought, I'll give that a try, some good cross training. I had just run a marathon a couple weeks before so I was taking my training lightly, so why not? The instructor said, "get 2 or 3 steps depending on your ability" so I get three. Steamy (on this forum) and I proceed to make fun and giggle in the back of the class during the warm up moves. "this is ridiculous and we look stupid!!" we kept saying. We even got SHHHussshed by the teacher!! Some of our running friends even came up to the window to make fun of us. Well, about 15 minutes into the class I begin to think I am really out of shape and this is really hard!! By 30 minutes my legs were killing me and I was laughing at myself. By 45 minutes I used the excuse that this was supposed to be an easy day and I was still recovering from my race.

I DNF'd a sissy aerobics class. I haven't been back. I stick with the spin class, its better triathlon training.

I can't believe I just admitted that.



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Ya know, the view is better if you actually take the pilates class. You might also get a good core workout.

I tried out a pilates/stability ball class thinking it would be a little old ladies' social hour. I was the only male in the class. It turned out to be an excellent workout, and the ladies, well, they weren't that old...

On that note, I admit I used to make fun (well sometimes I still do, I know I'm a better athlete) of the girly-girls who think they are athletes because they take aerobics classes (only). They show up in their cute little yoga pants and do the steps and some sit ups and go home. One of my rest days I went to the gym and thought, I'll give that a try, some good cross training. I had just run a marathon a couple weeks before so I was taking my training lightly, so why not? The instructor said, "get 2 or 3 steps depending on your ability" so I get three. Steamy (on this forum) and I proceed to make fun and giggle in the back of the class during the warm up moves. "this is ridiculous and we look stupid!!" we kept saying. We even got SHHHussshed by the teacher!! Some of our running friends even came up to the window to make fun of us. Well, about 15 minutes into the class I begin to think I am really out of shape and this is really hard!! By 30 minutes my legs were killing me and I was laughing at myself. By 45 minutes I used the excuse that this was supposed to be an easy day and I was still recovering from my race.

I DNF'd a sissy aerobics class. I haven't been back. I stick with the spin class, its better triathlon training.

I can't believe I just admitted that.

lol, doesn't it feel good to get that off your chest?  My wife is trying to talk me into doing Pilates with her at the local rec center.  I may let her convince me once my race season is over and I'm looking for more x-training, why not?  Everyone says it's a killer workout.  She just has to promise not to tell any of my friends.

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dibujob - 2005-07-14 11:14 AM
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lol, doesn't it feel good to get that off your chest?  My wife is trying to talk me into doing Pilates with her at the local rec center.  I may let her convince me once my race season is over and I'm looking for more x-training, why not?  Everyone says it's a killer workout.  She just has to promise not to tell any of my friends.

Its a good idea, you should do it. However, don't be macho about it, it will be hard!

2005-07-14 10:38 AM
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Though I haven't done it recently, I try to take a pilates class every other week. I thinks it is a killer workout for you abs and other body parts. Plus, you have to love the view! 
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Pilates is hard! Yoga is hard too, I teach Yoga and it's hard!

The arms swingers are cute. I was doing tricep kickbaks one day and this buff guy comes up and says "You are doing that all wrong". Since I am anal about my form I was wondering what I was doing wrong and really open to some correction. He then proceeds to show me the stance for a bent over row, which would have been fine if I wanted to work my back. I explained that I was working my tris and he just shook his head and walked away.
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