CNN anchor wonders aloud if asteroids are caused by global warming (Page 2)

An alumna of Noter Dame told me some old guy in funny clothes is the word of god.

yes I did go to it and read it.  And I completely understand why you posted it the way you posted it.  But had the option to remove the network from the subject line and you chose not to (as I think most wouldn't have).  I fail to see exactly how my comments have been this inflammatory.  It would appear to me that you do care about "they did it first" if it warranted this kind of reaction.  For the record I'm not saying that "they did it first", I'm saying they are the worst offenders and CNN is slowly heading that directions as evidenced by your link.

Lead ins are used to direct the conversation, that is part of the anchors job.  As you stated she is politicizing it when it doesn't need to be and comes off looking idiotic.  And I agree it is quite possibly the worst offense I've ever seen too.

Treehouses was in reference to your comment on making Professions they are not even part of.

or an athlete

Everyone knows that meteors are drawn to the earth by new age vortex centers in California.  The only hope for turning them away is everyone shooting their CZ at them in unison.

I prefer diamonds to Cubic Zirconia thanks!

The womyn claimed the elephant was a painter and was trying to get it an NEA grant.

It makes perfect sense.  Heat makes things expand.  Global warming will make the earth warmer... it gets bigger.  A bigger planet gets hit more.  Therefore global warming will inevitably lead to more asteroid hits. 

Bam, you've got yourself a theory.  Sure it's idiotic but I've heard worse.

Everyone know that meteors and asteroids that hit the earth are cause by the decline of the family.

I am a firearms owner so of course I fire rounds into the sky all the time like yosemite Sam

Big Appa - I am a firearms owner so of course I fire rounds into the sky all the time like yosemite Sam

Maybe all of those rounds of yours clump together into one big ball of lead before returning to earth, in like say Russia?  That would prove that guns are the problem after all.

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This is the best thread I have ever seen....

Just a couple questions...where is Al Gore to claim he invented asteroids?  And where is Dan Quayle to misspell "asteroid?"

Too late, it's all over the CNN comments.

I just did.

But everyone really knows that asteroids that hit the earth are caused by the Keystone Pipeline.

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Spiders in brazil, asteroids in Russia, end of days, end of days.

It's about flippin' time!!!

Nah, yours doesn't count... it was in jest.

What's interesting is that those comments on the CNN site are taking the fact that a Barnard graduate with a degree in English literature who works as a news anchor on CNN is ignorant about a basic science fact and turns it into an attack on religioius people.

Why?

Because it doesn't fit the narrative.

I know!  Especially when it's CLEARLY Obama's fault.

It's not.

But what people don't realize is that the bill being passed was the Illinois Senate's revenge against god for striking Russia with a meteor. It doesn't matter that the bill passed before the meteor struck; it was preemptive revenge.

Coverage by the major news networks to follow:

FoxNews - Could this Meteor be God's response to Obama's attacks on marriage?

CNN - Could God be getting into the gun debate with a shot of his own but his bullets are meteors? And should God be allowed to own a weapon of such high caliber and high capacity?

MSNBC - George W Bush clearly cut-back too much on space exploration and the Republicans continue to do so even as meteors are bearing-down on us.

HLN- JVM/NancyGrace- There were 34 women killed by these meteors but only 12 men, showing that women are being oppressed even by meteors!

HLN- Robin Meade- Look at this cute picture of a russian bunny just before it gets evaporated by a meteor.  So CUUUUUUTE!!!