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2008-10-08 2:20 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:18 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2008-10-08 2:17 PM I think I nearly gave hawt sports med doc a heart attack the other day when in discussing the tightness in my hip, I said "I can pop a split on my left side without warming up, but on my right..." and he said "you can't?". And I said "Oh, I can, I just can't go as far on that side". Hehe.
He totally had to take a moment for himself after leaving the exam room.

*snerk* I try.

He probably tucked you away into his "file" for lonely nights.
If he gets off on x-rays of my knees...though they did take an x-ray of my right hip, so that included my bum and my bajingo.


2008-10-08 2:20 PM
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trixie - 2008-10-08 2:20 PM

I asked my gyno for drinks and dinner before he stuck things in me.  he looked at me like  WHAT?  I'm like, dude, I'm a lady.


I'm a f'ing lady, doc. At least leave $1000 on the nightstand when you're done.
2008-10-08 2:20 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:19 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2008-10-08 2:18 PM

ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:18 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2008-10-08 2:17 PM I think I nearly gave hawt sports med doc a heart attack the other day when in discussing the tightness in my hip, I said "I can pop a split on my left side without warming up, but on my right..." and he said "you can't?". And I said "Oh, I can, I just can't go as far on that side". Hehe.
He totally had to take a moment for himself after leaving the exam room.

*snerk* I try.

He probably tucked you away into his "file" for lonely nights.

 

Lonely nights drawer....rainy nights drawer, weekend in mexico drawer....

2008-10-08 2:21 PM
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wurkit_gurl - 2008-10-08 2:20 PM

ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:19 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2008-10-08 2:18 PM

ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:18 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2008-10-08 2:17 PM I think I nearly gave hawt sports med doc a heart attack the other day when in discussing the tightness in my hip, I said "I can pop a split on my left side without warming up, but on my right..." and he said "you can't?". And I said "Oh, I can, I just can't go as far on that side". Hehe.
He totally had to take a moment for himself after leaving the exam room.

*snerk* I try.

He probably tucked you away into his "file" for lonely nights.
If he gets off on x-rays of my knees...though they did take an x-ray of my right hip, so that included my bum and my bajingo.


I had an xray of my back taken a while ago that showed everything I had eaten in the last 48 hours. ewww.
2008-10-08 2:21 PM
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Bajingo is cracking my sh*t up.
2008-10-08 2:23 PM
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trixie - 2008-10-08 3:20 PM

I asked my gyno for drinks and dinner before he stuck things in me.  he looked at me like  WHAT?  I'm like, dude, I'm a lady.

That one got me.

+rep to you


2008-10-08 2:24 PM
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Is it just me or do you guys want to correct spelling and grammar in threads?  Especially the political threads where people are trying their hardest to sound intelligent.
2008-10-08 2:24 PM
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Question... if one were to have BCBC the night before a date with teh gyno. Can the gyno tell??

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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2008-10-08 2:25 PM
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trixie - 2008-10-08 3:24 PM Is it just me or do you guys want to correct spelling and grammar in threads?  Especially the political threads where people are trying their hardest to sound intelligent.

Aside from intentional misspellings in TAN, YES, it drives me freakin' bonkers. Typos are one thing, but consistent spelling issues...ACK!

2008-10-08 2:25 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:24 PM

Question... if one were to have BCBC the night before a date with teh gyno. Can the gyno tell??

Hypthetically speaking, of course.


Yes...
2008-10-08 2:25 PM
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brown chicken brown cow?  If it's chocolate starfish, yes. regular, i would hope not.


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trixie - 2008-10-08 3:24 PM Is it just me or do you guys want to correct spelling and grammar in threads?  Especially the political threads where people are trying their hardest to sound intelligent.

Aside from intentional misspellings in TAN, YES, it drives me freakin' bonkers. Typos are one thing, but consistent spelling issues...ACK!



Thas meee!!! I kan spel.
2008-10-08 2:25 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:24 PM Question... if one were to have BCBC the night before a date with teh gyno. Can the gyno tell?? Hypthetically speaking, of course.

Uh, it's probably like going to the gyno right around your monthly visitor. The pap could get cloudy from the hotdog water maybe still being in there a little bit.

2008-10-08 2:26 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:24 PM

Question... if one were to have BCBC the night before a date with teh gyno. Can the gyno tell??

Hypthetically speaking, of course.


Yes...


Oh.
2008-10-08 2:26 PM
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Oh snap.

The proverbial fecal matter is about ready to impact into the elevated, circulating cooling element.

Long story short.  We just pizzed off a HUGE client.  And now the Divisional VP is about ready to roll some heads.  Fortunately, mine ain't one of em.

2008-10-08 2:26 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:24 PM Question... if one were to have BCBC the night before a date with teh gyno. Can the gyno tell?? Hypthetically speaking, of course.

Uh, it's probably like going to the gyno right around your monthly visitor. The pap could get cloudy from the hotdog water maybe still being in there a little bit.

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Oh, now i get it.


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2008-10-08 2:28 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 2:26 PM

JChristoff - 2008-10-08 2:25 PM

ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:24 PM

Question... if one were to have BCBC the night before a date with teh gyno. Can the gyno tell??

Hypthetically speaking, of course.


Yes...


Oh.


Dang. Well at least he'll always know if his wife is cheating on him.
2008-10-08 2:29 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:26 PM

JChristoff - 2008-10-08 2:25 PM

ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:24 PM

Question... if one were to have BCBC the night before a date with teh gyno. Can the gyno tell??

Hypthetically speaking, of course.


Yes...


Oh.


There is a certain amount of tearing that occurs... Depending on where the tears occur it is how a lot of non-violent rapes are identified...

non-violent meaning those who were not violently done so... ie drugged



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2008-10-08 2:29 PM
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Hypothetically speaking... what if there wasn't any hotdog water in there? Could she tell then?
2008-10-08 2:30 PM
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Is he looking that close?  turn the lights down....
2008-10-08 2:31 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:29 PM Hypothetically speaking... what if there wasn't any hotdog water in there? Could she tell then?

oh, a pearl necklace? sweet.



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What if I told him I just did a long ride yesterday?
2008-10-08 2:31 PM
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trixie - 2008-10-08 2:31 PM

ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:29 PM Hypothetically speaking... what if there wasn't any hotdog water in there? Could she tell then?

oh, a pearl necklace? sweet.



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2008-10-08 2:31 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:31 PM

What if I told him I just did a long ride yesterday?

No seat, only post?
2008-10-08 2:31 PM
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ATXtri - 2008-10-08 3:31 PM What if I told him I just did a long ride yesterday?

Him or her, you've used both.

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