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2005-07-26 2:16 PM
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Subject: RE: Best way to hit on a Tri guy?
TriComet - 2005-07-26 1:36 PM

runnergirl28 - 2005-07-26 2:21 PM I would prbably take the conservative approach.  I think "damsel in distress" method works for me.  Like asking a guy to help pump up my tires becuase my valve is a little bent.  I've done that on my group rides before.  QUOTE]

ROFL...LMAO....lol...lol...

Anyone else find this as funny as I do? Welshy I know you do.

Actually I had asked a guy to pump on my tires before a group ride because I didn't want to- I was feeling lazy and didn't want my hands to get dirty.  I wasn't trying to hit on him- really.  I don't mind getting sweatty or dirty, but it was early in the morning and I just didn't feel like doing it.  Without hesitation this one guy offered to pump up my tires.  Funny thing was that the valve on my back tire was slightly bent and he was having problems pumping  up.  To make a long story short, it took him abnout 10 minutes to pump up that tire because he got all nervous and ended up letting all the air out because he couldn't get the pump to stay on the valve.  He gave me flat tire!!  I was trying not to laugh, but he kept blaming it on thae bike pump, then my bent valve, then saying that my valves were too short and needed to be longer, etc.  Poor guy.  We tease him about it all the time now. 



2005-07-26 2:20 PM
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max - 2005-07-26 2:11 PM Janelle...fortunately my wife "sorta" keeps me in control, though I do drop off the deep end once in a while! Hey, I've got a 23 year old son who is "shopping".....

He'd be a little young for me considering the fact that I'll be 29 in a few months   ALthough most people say I look like I'm in my early 20's!  He's close to Tricomet's age though   Is he athletic and like to eat burritos?  What kind of bike does he have?  Does he encourage triathletes?  If so they would be a match made in heaven.

2005-07-26 2:23 PM
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runnergirl28 - 2005-07-26 3:20 PM

max - 2005-07-26 2:11 PM Janelle...fortunately my wife "sorta" keeps me in control, though I do drop off the deep end once in a while! Hey, I've got a 23 year old son who is "shopping".....

He'd be a little young for me considering the fact that I'll be 29 in a few months   ALthough most people say I look like I'm in my early 20's!  He's close to Tricomet's age though   Is he athletic and like to eat burritos?  What kind of bike does he have?  Does he encourage triathletes?  If so they would be a match made in heaven.

Looking out for me runnergirl?

Answer those questions please. Oh yes, did he go to college? If he didn't, is he a pro triathlete?

2005-07-26 2:25 PM
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TriComet - 2005-07-26 2:23 PM
runnergirl28 - 2005-07-26 3:20 PM

max - 2005-07-26 2:11 PM Janelle...fortunately my wife "sorta" keeps me in control, though I do drop off the deep end once in a while! Hey, I've got a 23 year old son who is "shopping".....

He'd be a little young for me considering the fact that I'll be 29 in a few months   ALthough most people say I look like I'm in my early 20's!  He's close to Tricomet's age though   Is he athletic and like to eat burritos?  What kind of bike does he have?  Does he encourage triathletes?  If so they would be a match made in heaven.

Looking out for me runnergirl?

Answer those questions please. Oh yes, did he go to college? If he didn't, is he a pro triathlete?

Sure am!  Whatever I can do to help! 

2005-07-27 1:48 PM
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IMLP should be interesting.......
2005-07-27 2:21 PM
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dgunthert - 2005-07-27 2:48 PM IMLP should be interesting.......

I can't wait!



2005-07-27 7:50 PM
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What about acting like you've completed 2 Ironman triathlons in your life, and you go to help out the newbie gentleman? Of course, it would have to be a newbie gentleman who has had some other sport experiences and a sports body (a diamond in the rough). It could be like those times you girls totally give us the wrong message, but this time it will actually be the right message! Hell, why can't it ever be the right message for me?? I've developed into a computer geek sitting infront of BT too much. And now a nerd-loving scientist has fallen for me... actually, it aint that bad. Your girl doesn't have to be a triathlete to be attractive you know.
2005-07-28 3:03 AM
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Start your own personals on BT!
2005-07-28 7:09 AM
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TriComet - 2005-07-26 2:23 PM

  • ..did he go to college? If he didn't, is he a pro triathlete?


  • Ummm...yes he went to the University of Massachusetts...and he's a banker. He's not a triathlete, but motivation from the opposite sex is a powerful thing!
    2005-07-28 7:19 AM
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    max - 2005-07-28 8:09 AM
    TriComet - 2005-07-26 2:23 PM ...did he go to college? If he didn't, is he a pro triathlete?
    Ummm...yes he went to the University of Massachusetts...and he's a banker. He's not a triathlete, but motivation from the opposite sex is a powerful thing!

    Right now, the closest I'll be to you (and your son) is Lake Placid next year. Tell him to volunteer.

    2005-07-28 7:26 AM
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    TriComet - 2005-07-28 7:19 AM

    max - 2005-07-28 8:09 AM
    TriComet - 2005-07-26 2:23 PM ...did he go to college? If he didn't, is he a pro triathlete?
    Ummm...yes he went to the University of Massachusetts...and he's a banker. He's not a triathlete, but motivation from the opposite sex is a powerful thing!

    Right now, the closest I'll be to you (and your son) is Lake Placid next year. Tell him to volunteer.

    Tricomet- you need to tell Max's son to vacation in Atlanta to visit the new aquarium and eat at Chipotle- that'll get him down here- lol!



    2005-07-28 7:51 AM
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    TriComet - 2005-07-28 7:19 AM

    Right now, the closest I'll be to you (and your son) is Lake Placid next year. Tell him to volunteer.



    He might do that. He was there this year for my finish and was pretty excited with the atmosphere. I give him credit, he drove up the day before, crashed on my hotel room floor, got up with me the next morning and hung around at the race all day until I finished at 10 PM, helped me get my gear back to the hotel afterwards....then drove 3-1/2 hrs home!

    I'm sure I could convince him to volunteer at next years race!
    2005-07-28 12:11 PM
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    Subject: RE: Best way to hit on a Tri guy?
    The best way to "hit" on a guy for a woman is simply to make eye contact with him. If he isn't gay or dead, he'll strike up a conversation. Of course, if you are not the shy type, you could follow the eye contact with " you like what you see? Let's go to my place and I'll show you even more!!!" I think that even a dead guy would respond to that one!!!
    2005-07-28 12:15 PM
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    Easy for you to say, you speak french.... You could say "Take ot zee trash" or "My floor needs scrubbing" in french and your in....

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    2005-07-28 12:42 PM
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    tmwelshy - 2005-07-28 12:15 PM Easy for you to say, you speak french.... You could say "Take ot zee trash" or "My floor needs scrubbing" in french and your in....

    I'll attest to the veracity of this. Put him in a uniform too and ... I'll stop right there.

    The French really do have the inside scoop on French kissing.

    2005-07-28 1:54 PM
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    Of course they do. A "Portuguese Kiss" is just nasty, even in the most heated circumstances...


    2005-07-28 1:57 PM
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    tmwelshy - 2005-07-28 2:54 PM
    Of course they do. A "Portuguese Kiss" is just nasty, even in the most heated circumstances...

    Whats that?

    2005-07-28 2:13 PM
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    Too vile to speak of in these friendly pages....

    2005-07-28 2:21 PM
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    tmwelshy - 2005-07-28 3:13 PM

    Too vile to speak of in these friendly pages....

    Nothing bad came up in Google.

    2005-07-28 2:28 PM
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    Too Vile for google.... Makes a dirty sanchez look like a trip to the candy store...
    2005-07-28 2:49 PM
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    tmwelshy - 2005-07-28 3:28 PM Too Vile for google.... Makes a dirty sanchez look like a trip to the candy store...
    Can you write an Ode to it?


    2005-07-28 3:04 PM
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    Too vile even for that. I'm surprised that with the mere mention of that rank and godless act the earth did not open beaneath my very feet and send me plumiting into the jagged depths of a white hot oblivian to suffer eternally under the appaled gaze of the affronted damned....
    2005-07-29 1:12 PM
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    Ok, I made it up.
    2005-07-29 1:24 PM
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    tmwelshy - 2005-07-29 2:12 PM Ok, I made it up.

    LOL!  I tried Googling it too...

    2005-07-30 9:35 AM
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    Subject: RE: Best way to hit on a Tri guy?
    Ok so, yesterday, with these suggestions firmly in mind, I tried to hit on a surfer guy. mmmm love those surfer guys!

    He's peeling off his wetsuit, all dripping and tanned and muscley, mongrel dog running around...sigh...so I give him a big old smile, ask him how the surf was. He was super receptive, but, gol dangit! I just never know what to do next. Why is it I then expect HIM to say something like, hey, wanna go get some coffee? Is it that I've watched too much Sex and the City?

    I was sweaty, he was wet and I did think - maybe I should ask him if he wants to make out? He had a van right there and everything!! lol



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