Here's to the cute guy at the pool last night... (Page 3)

oh wow...ok J, call me with the details.

Yeah- I'll have to call ya.  It gets much better.  And it's not like I'm being "naive" or anything.  Any girl in their right mind would think the guy is a fruit cake. 

C'mon, J, give us some details. How does a guy go from lust to bust in four dates? Inquiring minds want to know (pictures are optional).

Ok- I can't post all the details, but here's a few highlights that led up to my decision to scrap him.

After date #3 as he's leaving, here's our conversation:

Him:  So what are you plans tomorrow?

Me:  I'm running with some friends in the am, then we're eating breakfast.  I'm going to nap when I get home.

Him: Well how about I come over tomorrow am and nap with you?

Me:  Well I don't think that's a very good idea.  ( I mean, I barely know the guy!)

Him:  Why?  Is napping better being a solo thing?  Or are you afraid that you won't get enough sleep with me being there.  Then he takes my hand and puts in on his a@#.

Me:  No- I'm not worried about that at all.  I just don't think it's a good idea.

Changed my mind.  Decided not post it.

Klassy!

Ugh. Gross. Reminds me of a guy I dated back either in high school who really, really wanted to get laid, and when I told he just wasn't gonna happen, he said: "Well, I plan on getting laid a lot  in the future, and I'd like it to be with you, but if you won't....well, I'll just find someone to fill in for you when we're not hanging out." Umm...thanks?

Darn it Chippy- you're too quick.   I decided to edit it.  Apparently you already read it- ha!

heh. Yeah, I did, but I'm glad I didn't quote it!

And then of course I have the farting story- hence, why I named him "fart boy".

We're getting to ready to run and he rips a fart and says excuse.  I'm apalled, hoping it was an innocent accident and won't happen again.  As we're running, probably approaching mile 2, he farts again.  He drops back a little, farts, says excuse me. 

Me:  I can't believe you just did that?

Him:  It's a natural bodily function. 

Me:  I know but you could be a little more discreet about it.

Him:  Well I dropped back at least I was polite about it.

Me:  well you didn't drop back far enough because I could still hear it!

That's pretty weak, J. Running has that effect on some people, it IS a natural bodily function and he did say excuse me. You'd probably have a coronary if he blew a snot rocket. Sheesh, it's a run, not a formal affair.

But Bear- had I known him longer, I would have thought it was funny.  Heck I would have ripped a few myself maybe.  But I'm not that comfrotable around him yet to smell his farts.  It grossed me out.  that's not something you do when your on the first few dates with a girl- especially if you're trying to impress her!  My point is, if he really had to fart he should have just dropped back for awhile nad waited for me to be farther away.  And then he woudln't even have to tell me.  I mean, he could have said- oh no- I need to adjust my shoe lace.  You can keep going.

SERIOUSLY?!?!  Where do guys like this come from?  I can't ever imagine dropping inappropriate, not to mention totally lame a$$ lines like that, even when I was 19 and dumb as a sack of hammer handles.  Do guys like him sit around all day thinking up "sweet lines" to try out on their latest victim?  Sheesh!  No wonder women dread dating us...

Good for you, Janelle.  You're obviously making the right choice.  Now, is there some sort of beacon you can send out to all the other females in the area to warn them?

But oh wait- it gets better.  So after our run my stomach was really cramped and upset- ok I'll say it, I got the trots bad.  I was complaining about my stomach cramping during our run, so he knew I wasn't feeling great.  we got done running and had original plans to eat burritos.   But...I wasn't about to stomach anything and jsut wanted to get home.  So here's the conversation:

Me:  I think I'm going to skip out on burritos.  I can't really eat anything.

Him:  ok- so do you still want to come with me and I can eat my burrito at your place?  Or do you just want me to drop me off?

Me:  I just need to be dropped off.

Him:  Am I going to have to stay with you and hold your hand and rub your stomach?

Me:  No, I don't think so.  Unless you want to sit in the bathroom with me, which I don't think is an option.  (he,he- I coudn't resist)

Umm.. yeah- there's more to it but I can't just get myself to type the best converstion ever.

There's more to us breaking up?

No- to fart boy.  Check your Pm's.

heh-heh.

I don't want to get my own thread yanked, but in a nutshell, let's just say that he had a yearning desire to get in my bed.  And then when I let him know "that wasn't a good idea" he made sure to let me know that it wasn't a big deal and that he would "take care of business on his own" before he saw me.  Um yeah....appalled?  Of course I was!!!  And his repsonse to that was that it's natural and everyone does it and there's no reason to hide it.  This was on our thrid date he tells me this. 

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Thanks man- I took care of it!

I would love to read a limerick from Morey about this thread....

Sorry Janelle it didnt work out. I agree, I cant believe he did all that stuff; what a idiot.