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2006-03-14 7:07 AM
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No harm, no foul.

Funny, esp. the sarcastic kind is  hard to pull off online, where you can't see intonation and inflection.

I really, really want a sarcasm font 

cerveloP3 - 2006-03-14 7:49 AM Hey all, I am sorry if I said some things in my previous posts on this thread that may have offended or "annoyed" anybody. That was definitely NOT my intention. What I think as humorous or comedic should sometimes be kept to myself. This is a public forum, and I didn't treat it that way. I really enjoy learning and reading things from all people on here, and after reviewing my comments, I feel that I was just plain out of line. My apologies.



2006-03-14 7:36 AM
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I thought this was your sarcasm font.

 

run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 7:07 AM

No harm, no foul.

Funny, esp. the sarcastic kind is  hard to pull off online, where you can't see intonation and inflection.

I really, really want a sarcasm font 

cerveloP3 - 2006-03-14 7:49 AM Hey all, I am sorry if I said some things in my previous posts on this thread that may have offended or "annoyed" anybody. That was definitely NOT my intention. What I think as humorous or comedic should sometimes be kept to myself. This is a public forum, and I didn't treat it that way. I really enjoy learning and reading things from all people on here, and after reviewing my comments, I feel that I was just plain out of line. My apologies.

2006-03-14 9:47 AM
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possum - 2006-03-14 7:24 AM Yeah. What he said. sexual preference sexual orientation, por favor.... Jim, you are so close to being the smartest man alive......

 

OMG, now you've done it.  They don't make bike helmets in that size!

 



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2006-03-14 12:13 PM
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run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 5:02 AM
yojimbo - 2006-03-14 4:04 AM

YOU CAN NOT OVER VACUUM and your floors will look great for a long time. Trust me. I teach this stuff. (Somebody has to).

You teach vacuuming?

My grandmother had OCD and vacuumed her carpets at least twice a day. From all the vacuuming they stretched and had to be replaced every year or so.

Yup. Believe it or not. I travel the country training floor care professionals for the largest floor covering company in the world. (Maintenance is a very small part). Mostly marketing, merchandising and sales training. But NO you can not over vacuum today's carpets (unless you have a woven wool and use a beater bar). Most people don't vacuum anywhere near enough (the general rule is 'once per week per person and pet in the home in high traffic areas). Most likely what your Grandma was dealing with was poor installation probably due to lack of power stretching (who installs your floors makes a big difference in how it performs). Or a VERY 'old' carpet that did not have a secondary backing.

 

2006-03-14 12:18 PM
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Ironically, it's my irony font. 

hangloose - 2006-03-14 8:36 AM

I thought this was your sarcasm font.

2006-03-14 12:20 PM
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The Fireman fits just fine, thank you very much. 

Hollis' one flaw may be egregiously overstating my intellect. 

max - 2006-03-14 10:47 AM

OMG, now you've done it. They don't make bike helmets in that size!



2006-03-14 12:21 PM
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But NO you can not over vacuum today's carpets (unless you have a woven wool and use a beater bar). Most people don't vacuum anywhere near enough (the general rule is 'once per week per person and pet in the home in high traffic areas).

Are you trying to ruin my relationship? Seriously, c'mon. He does NOT need to feel anymore insecure about the state of his unvacuumed floor.

2006-03-14 12:25 PM
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possum - 2006-03-14 5:24 AM


Yeah. What he said. sexual preference sexual orientation, por favor.... Jim, you are so close to being the smartest man alive......

yojimbo - practices his smile and nod . . . ???

(ouch brain cramp)

2006-03-14 12:29 PM
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He sells flooring. You have my one, unsubstantiated story about how excess vacuuming = bad. What more do you need? He's clearly trying to get gullible web forum readers to vacuum like crazy and wear out their carpets so that he can sell them more.

I mean, if you believe him, you'd probably buy a monorail...

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

ChipmunkHeart - 2006-03-14 1:21 PM

But NO you can not over vacuum today's carpets (unless you have a woven wool and use a beater bar). Most people don't vacuum anywhere near enough (the general rule is 'once per week per person and pet in the home in high traffic areas).

Are you trying to ruin my relationship? Seriously, c'mon. He does NOT need to feel anymore insecure about the state of his unvacuumed floor.

2006-03-14 12:31 PM
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run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 5:04 AM

tyrant - 2006-03-14 4:19 AM i love the BT is soo straight thread so quickly turned to a gay theme... guys with saved lags in tight fitting outfits, hard to defend that "straight" poistion.

Hygene and clothing don't define sexual preference, and neither does appreciating members of the same sex.

Well said Jim. My inital reaction was to take the more directly ticked off approach.

(smiles and nods instead) ???

2006-03-14 12:32 PM
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I call the big one Bitey.


2006-03-14 12:39 PM
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ChipmunkHeart - 2006-03-14 11:21 AM

But NO you can not over vacuum today's carpets (unless you have a woven wool and use a beater bar). Most people don't vacuum anywhere near enough (the general rule is 'once per week per person and pet in the home in high traffic areas).

Are you trying to ruin my relationship? Seriously, c'mon. He does NOT need to feel anymore insecure about the state of his unvacuumed floor.

No worries Chippy. Single heterosexual men only have to vacuum twice yearly. It's in our contract. However, if our SOs decide they want to help us out . . . that of course is entirely their own prerogative.

2006-03-14 12:42 PM
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yojimbo - 2006-03-14 10:13 AM

Most likely what your Grandma was dealing with was poor installation probably due to lack of power stretching.

Um, sounds like her biggest problem may have been the OCD, but I'm no flooring professional.

Wow, I should vacuum 4 times a week. Ok, right after those monkeys fly outta my

2006-03-14 12:44 PM
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kimj81 - 2006-03-14 1:42 PM

Um, sounds like her biggest problem may have been the OCD, but I'm no flooring professional.

You don't know the half of it... 

2006-03-14 12:46 PM
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run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 11:29 AM

He sells flooring. You have my one, unsubstantiated story about how excess vacuuming = bad. What more do you need? He's clearly trying to get gullible web forum readers to vacuum like crazy and wear out their carpets so that he can sell them more.

Hmmm, unsuspecting forum readers . . . nice idea . . . maybe I will start a web-site! I can offer Bronze, Silver and Gold memberships and make meellions and meellions!

2006-03-14 12:49 PM
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My SO makes fun of me because I use my Shop Vac for my cleaning and vacuuming. It has more suction than a vacuum and it does the hardwoods too.


2006-03-14 12:58 PM
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Exactly. For bachelors, shop-vacs are also an excellent choice.
2006-03-14 1:00 PM
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Hey now, let's not be sexist about cleaning aversions!

I have ceramic tile floors. If I thought I could just turn the hose on my floors without causing some kind of electrical fire, I would.

2006-03-14 2:25 PM
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yojimbo - 2006-03-14 1:46 PM
run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 11:29 AM

He sells flooring. You have my one, unsubstantiated story about how excess vacuuming = bad. What more do you need? He's clearly trying to get gullible web forum readers to vacuum like crazy and wear out their carpets so that he can sell them more.

Hmmm, unsuspecting forum readers . . . nice idea . . . maybe I will start a web-site! I can offer Bronze, Silver and Gold memberships and make meellions and meellions!

of what?  Undecided

2006-03-14 2:28 PM
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marmadaddy - 2006-03-14 12:25 PM
yojimbo - 2006-03-14 1:46 PM
run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 11:29 AM

He sells flooring. You have my one, unsubstantiated story about how excess vacuuming = bad. What more do you need? He's clearly trying to get gullible web forum readers to vacuum like crazy and wear out their carpets so that he can sell them more.

Hmmm, unsuspecting forum readers . . . nice idea . . . maybe I will start a web-site! I can offer Bronze, Silver and Gold memberships and make meellions and meellions!

of what?  Undecided

Friends!

2006-03-14 2:29 PM
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Jim, while I don't dispute your vaunted intellect, I TRULY hope that you cut an pasted that and did not type it in.

 

run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 1:29 PM

He sells flooring. You have my one, unsubstantiated story about how excess vacuuming = bad. What more do you need? He's clearly trying to get gullible web forum readers to vacuum like crazy and wear out their carpets so that he can sell them more.

I mean, if you believe him, you'd probably buy a monorail...

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

ChipmunkHeart - 2006-03-14 1:21 PM

But NO you can not over vacuum today's carpets (unless you have a woven wool and use a beater bar). Most people don't vacuum anywhere near enough (the general rule is 'once per week per person and pet in the home in high traffic areas).

Are you trying to ruin my relationship? Seriously, c'mon. He does NOT need to feel anymore insecure about the state of his unvacuumed floor.



2006-03-14 2:31 PM
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Awesome. Now I have that damn monorail song stuck in my head.

 

Random trivia: did you know that Conan O'Brien wrote that ep?

run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 1:29 PM

He sells flooring. You have my one, unsubstantiated story about how excess vacuuming = bad. What more do you need? He's clearly trying to get gullible web forum readers to vacuum like crazy and wear out their carpets so that he can sell them more.

I mean, if you believe him, you'd probably buy a monorail...

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

ChipmunkHeart - 2006-03-14 1:21 PM

But NO you can not over vacuum today's carpets (unless you have a woven wool and use a beater bar). Most people don't vacuum anywhere near enough (the general rule is 'once per week per person and pet in the home in high traffic areas).

Are you trying to ruin my relationship? Seriously, c'mon. He does NOT need to feel anymore insecure about the state of his unvacuumed floor.

2006-03-14 2:34 PM
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kimj81 - 2006-03-14 3:28 PM
marmadaddy - 2006-03-14 12:25 PM
yojimbo - 2006-03-14 1:46 PM
run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 11:29 AM

He sells flooring. You have my one, unsubstantiated story about how excess vacuuming = bad. What more do you need? He's clearly trying to get gullible web forum readers to vacuum like crazy and wear out their carpets so that he can sell them more.

Hmmm, unsuspecting forum readers . . . nice idea . . . maybe I will start a web-site! I can offer Bronze, Silver and Gold memberships and make meellions and meellions!

of what?  Undecided

Friends!

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2006-03-14 2:53 PM
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yojimbo - 2006-03-14 1:58 PM Exactly. For bachelors, shop-vacs are also an excellent choice.

 

And you claim to be a professional?  I have only one word for you: Kirby.

 

Owning a vacuum doesn't contain an axial flow compressor is like trying to ride a century in jeans- you might make it a little ways down the road, but you're really just setting yourself up for failure.

2006-03-14 3:00 PM
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Doesn't everyone know the Monorail song? 

deepbluesea - 2006-03-14 3:29 PM

Jim, while I don't dispute your vaunted intellect, I TRULY hope that you cut an pasted that and did not type it in.

 

run4yrlif - 2006-03-14 1:29 PM

He sells flooring. You have my one, unsubstantiated story about how excess vacuuming = bad. What more do you need? He's clearly trying to get gullible web forum readers to vacuum like crazy and wear out their carpets so that he can sell them more.

I mean, if you believe him, you'd probably buy a monorail...

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

ChipmunkHeart - 2006-03-14 1:21 PM

But NO you can not over vacuum today's carpets (unless you have a woven wool and use a beater bar). Most people don't vacuum anywhere near enough (the general rule is 'once per week per person and pet in the home in high traffic areas).

Are you trying to ruin my relationship? Seriously, c'mon. He does NOT need to feel anymore insecure about the state of his unvacuumed floor.

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