Subject: RE: Forgot my underwear....again. My 'forgetful moment' started a chain of comical errors. My first Tri was looming and, like all good triathletes I laid out my gear the night before. I doubled up on just about everything - goggles, earplugs, sunscreen, towells, shoes, etc I got to the race and I was taking my bike to transition. "Where's your helmet mister?". WTF!?! I had forgotten my helmet. I went to the race director and told him of my stupidity and he directed me to the "Spares" area. I managed, after much waiting and searching, to locate a very ordinary helmet. Secured to my cranium I raced over to transition to rack my bike and setup in the remaining few minutes before transition closed. I am now completely frazzled and in need of a 'natural break'. Lining up for the port-potty I stepped on a bee and got stung. I managed to remove the sting but in the process lost my place in line. Re positioning myself I hear the call for my age group. What!?! I have more time, don't I? NO, I do not. I race over to the marshalling area and threw my bag at them and ran to the start line (deep water start ) realising that I am in my undies and not any tri short, bathers or other 'appropriate' attire - without goggles or swim cap. Swim went horribly, ride was the most uncomfortable ride ever and the run caused more chaffing than ever. But the looks I got coming down the finishing straight were priceless. I did manage to return the helmet and I've never forgotton the thing again! There is no teacher like experience! |