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 2007-12-18 10:59 PM in reply to: #1108815 |
Melon Presser  52116   |  Subject: RE: Men vs. Womenmorgenrr - 2007-12-18 8:55 PM puellasolis - 2007-12-18 7:41 PM morgenrr - 2007-12-18 4:06 PM If I decide something needs to be moved, I can move it. I don't have to shake my moneymaker to get it done. Ditto opening things. SOME of us chicks can move, open, and fix things ourselves.
While having heard that this species does, in fact, exist, I have never encountered it. Thus to me, the handius femaleius remains totally hypothetical.
Joking joking! Ducks and runs for cover Shhhh ... secret ... we're all Handius femaleius ... but smart enough to get other people e.g. Domesticus maleus to do it for us ... |
| 2007-12-18 11:35 PM in reply to: #1108996 |
Master 1915   Hamilton, Victoria | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women lisazapato - 2007-12-19 2:43 PM ....all that junk down there just seems like a pain in the arse! That's an argument for a completely different thread!! |
| 2007-12-18 11:57 PM in reply to: #1108880 |
| Mountain View, CA | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women kimj81 - 2007-12-18 7:40 PM morgenrr - 2007-12-18 6:55 PM puellasolis - 2007-12-18 7:41 PM morgenrr - 2007-12-18 4:06 PM If I decide something needs to be moved, I can move it. I don't have to shake my moneymaker to get it done. Ditto opening things. SOME of us chicks can move, open, and fix things ourselves.
While having heard that this species does, in fact, exist, I have never encountered it. Thus to me, the handius femaleius remains totally hypothetical.
You've never met me, have you? Or me, evidently. |
| 2007-12-18 11:59 PM in reply to: #1109053 |
Pro 4339 Husker Nation | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women Iron_Gus - 2007-12-18 11:35 PM lisazapato - 2007-12-19 2:43 PM ....all that junk down there just seems like a pain in the arse! That's an argument for a completely different thread!! Maybe it's one of the pro's of being a man?  |
| 2007-12-19 1:22 AM in reply to: #1108376 |
Pro 3932 Irvine, California | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women |
| 2007-12-19 7:43 AM in reply to: #1108376 |
Champion 6962 Atlanta, Ga | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women Our eyelashes are NATURALLY long and curly. |
| 2007-12-19 7:49 AM in reply to: #1108799 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women Whizzzzz - 2007-12-18 7:40 PM We don't grow hair on our faces! ....Take a close look at some women for stubble. I've know/seen women with more facial hair than me. We don't have to worry about sitting on our nuts, unless we've got a pack of Planter's in our pockets... Nuts that low might require medical attention. We think with our big heads. So do we. We have better hair. Men's barber cut $15 TOPS Better fashion. More choices. We have easy choice and can be showered and ready in 10 minutes We get to play with the "package", but we don't have to carry it around. You say that like it's a burden. We have boobs and waists. And we LOVE that. Keep it up. Snuggling with a man is a wonderful thing. Mine smells good. I wouldn't know about that one. Multiple orgasms. Oh yeah x 2,3,4,5..... Men (and hopefully most) love to help with those. We have better hair. (can't stress this enough) |
Refer to the $15 wash and go haircut| 2007-12-19 7:59 AM in reply to: #1108996 |
Champion 4835 Eat Cheese or Die | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women lisazapato - 2007-12-18 10:43 PM it is better to be a woman because then you don't have to have a weird appendage hanging between your legs that sometimes grows and shrinks not of your own volition. believe me, i appreciate my husband's appendage, but damned straight i'm glad i don't have one! i saw a tv show once where the wife was trying to get the husband to hurry up and get ready to go somewhere, and she just pulled up his pants really fast. he cringed and said, "duuuude, you gotta let me pick a side first!" omg, i died laughing. all that junk down there just seems like a pain in the arse! I don't have to worry about that since my wife keeps it in her purse and tells me when I can use it. |
| 2007-12-19 8:27 AM in reply to: #1108376 |
Champion 5575 Butler | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women It is better to be a man because I get up eat breakfast, get dressed, get my son dressed, let the dogs out, make my bed and my sons and get ready for work in 15 minutes. It takes my wife probably and hour. It is just easier being a man, much less primping. It is better to be a woman because you get to pick when "it" is done. Us men really ahve no say in it, which is probably a good thing or nothing would get done. |
| 2007-12-19 8:31 AM in reply to: #1108746 |
Elite 4504 Columbus, Ohio | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women briderdt - 2007-12-18 8:47 PM I really don't get the whole Men VS Women thing... Why does it have to be a competition? Reason it's good to be a man? Women... x2 on this one. I know it doesn't make the tread as fun, but no truer words have been spoken. |
| 2007-12-19 9:11 AM in reply to: #1108578 |
| Extreme Veteran 373 | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women BellinghamSpence - 2007-12-18 5:48 PM Men never trip when running through the dark woods being chased by a zombie. And they seldom scream... that almost made coffee fly out of my nose! |
| 2007-12-19 12:31 PM in reply to: #1108746 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women briderdt - 2007-12-18 8:47 PM Reason it's good to be a man? Women... Briderdt takes the prize. Tell him what he won, Johnny! |
| 2007-12-19 12:36 PM in reply to: #1109070 |
Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women puellasolis - 2007-12-18 9:57 PM kimj81 - 2007-12-18 7:40 PM morgenrr - 2007-12-18 6:55 PM puellasolis - 2007-12-18 7:41 PM morgenrr - 2007-12-18 4:06 PM If I decide something needs to be moved, I can move it. I don't have to shake my moneymaker to get it done. Ditto opening things. SOME of us chicks can move, open, and fix things ourselves.
While having heard that this species does, in fact, exist, I have never encountered it. Thus to me, the handius femaleius remains totally hypothetical.
You've never met me, have you? Or me, evidently. Damn straight. |
| 2007-12-19 12:50 PM in reply to: #1108376 |
Veteran 312 | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women I can definitively resolve this debate. It is indisputably better to be a man. Why? Because we men get to, you know, snuggle and stuff with ladies, whereas the ladies are stuck with us. And as all of us know, ladies are beautiful and smell good, but men are ugly and bristly. There is no reasonable comparison. |
| 2007-12-19 1:34 PM in reply to: #1109997 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women Dancing Fool - 2007-12-19 12:50 PM I can definitively resolve this debate. It is indisputably better to be a man. Why? Because we men get to, you know, snuggle and stuff with ladies, whereas the ladies are stuck with us. And as all of us know, ladies are beautiful and smell good, but men are ugly and bristly. There is no reasonable comparison. You are, as always, a sweetheart. But here's the "rub" ... we can snuggle and stuff with women, AND men, and that's cool (really hot, even). If you're a man who snuggles and stuff with women AND men, people tend to think it's a bit odd. |
| 2007-12-19 1:38 PM in reply to: #1110140 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women TriAya - 2007-12-19 1:34 PM Dancing Fool - 2007-12-19 12:50 PM I can definitively resolve this debate. It is indisputably better to be a man. Why? Because we men get to, you know, snuggle and stuff with ladies, whereas the ladies are stuck with us. And as all of us know, ladies are beautiful and smell good, but men are ugly and bristly. There is no reasonable comparison. You are, as always, a sweetheart. But here's the "rub" ... we can snuggle and stuff with women, AND men, and that's cool (really hot, even). If you're a man who snuggles and stuff with women AND men, people tend to think it's a bit odd. What if you snuggle with three women, two men, a couple of dogs and 12 cats all at the same time. Oh and that furry thing over there that is covered in some sort of liquid? Is that odd? |
| 2007-12-19 1:44 PM in reply to: #1110147 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women mr2tony - 2007-12-19 1:38 PM TriAya - 2007-12-19 1:34 PM What if you snuggle with three women, two men, a couple of dogs and 12 cats all at the same time. Oh and that furry thing over there that is covered in some sort of liquid? Is that odd?Dancing Fool - 2007-12-19 12:50 PM I can definitively resolve this debate. It is indisputably better to be a man. Why? Because we men get to, you know, snuggle and stuff with ladies, whereas the ladies are stuck with us. And as all of us know, ladies are beautiful and smell good, but men are ugly and bristly. There is no reasonable comparison. You are, as always, a sweetheart. But here's the "rub" ... we can snuggle and stuff with women, AND men, and that's cool (really hot, even). If you're a man who snuggles and stuff with women AND men, people tend to think it's a bit odd. If you can get good video, I would call it lucrative. (And coming from you, no, not odd at all. From anyone else--mother&$ck!ng weird!!!) |
| 2007-12-19 1:54 PM in reply to: #1110160 |
Champion 10668 Tacoma, Washington | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women "From anyone else--mother&$ck!ng weird!!!" Okay, WHY did you have to bring mom into this? Isn't that just kind of... Oedipal? |
| 2007-12-19 2:01 PM in reply to: #1110183 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women briderdt - 2007-12-19 1:54 PM "From anyone else--mother&$ck!ng weird!!!" Okay, WHY did you have to bring mom into this? Isn't that just kind of... Oedipal? I was just using it as an expression. Whatever you do with mom is not my business. But hey, that same lucrativeness could apply ... Your original response in this thread is still tops, IMHO. |
| 2007-12-19 2:03 PM in reply to: #1110183 |
Champion 6046 New York, NY | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women briderdt - 2007-12-19 1:54 PM "From anyone else--mother&$ck!ng weird!!!" Okay, WHY did you have to bring mom into this? Isn't that just kind of... Oedipal?
Moms are women ergo women are better! |
| 2007-12-19 2:07 PM in reply to: #1108376 |
Champion 5345 Carlsbad, California | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women A Man spends the first 18 years of his life in the shadow of his father and is proud of the man that stands before him. A Man spends the rest of his life making his own path and finding his own way, and hoping that his father will someday be proud of him. Oh wait, this was supposed to be about why men are better... Oh Bother At least when that same man looks into his mother's eyes, he will always see unconditional love staring back at him. Edited by WaterDog66 2007-12-19 2:09 PM |
| 2007-12-19 2:11 PM in reply to: #1108376 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women Okay, gotta add one now: Elektra complex reputedly not nearly as strong or complicated as Oedipal complex. |
| 2007-12-19 2:14 PM in reply to: #1110202 |
Champion 4942 Richmond, VA | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women drchaya - 2007-12-19 3:03 PM briderdt - 2007-12-19 1:54 PM "From anyone else--mother&$ck!ng weird!!!" Okay, WHY did you have to bring mom into this? Isn't that just kind of... Oedipal?
Moms are women ergo women are better! Susan Smith and that lady from Houston to the contrary...
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| 2007-12-19 2:16 PM in reply to: #1110232 |
Champion 6046 New York, NY | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women condorman - 2007-12-19 2:14 PM drchaya - 2007-12-19 3:03 PM briderdt - 2007-12-19 1:54 PM "From anyone else--mother&$ck!ng weird!!!" Okay, WHY did you have to bring mom into this? Isn't that just kind of... Oedipal?
Moms are women ergo women are better! Susan Smith and that lady from Houston to the contrary...
ok SO many more killers, rapists, perverts, ouzi bearing wack jobs are men.... |
| 2007-12-19 2:17 PM in reply to: #1108376 |
Elite 2552 Evans, GA | Subject: RE: Men vs. Women It's cool to own most of the world's wealth. |
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