TAN #66: Get your kicks on TAN-66 (Page 32)

Put on a black leather-studded jacket and sing "I Love Rock 'n' Roll", Joan Jett.

*smarmy singing celebrity TOPpage*

i hate my hair.  i'm going to go hide it under a hat now.

Your family owned a chocolate company? That's cool.

eh i hated it before that. 

Yes.  Winky-smiley was engaged, and "smarmy" was noted.  Yes, I was kidding.

Lady Swole, you be fine.  Now, put a big fuching grin on before I come over there and you kick my azz. 'K?

i'll be fine when heidi fixes it.  can i still kick your azz?

Working out here.  Some of us, whom are much older, need to stay fit, unlike you yunguns that can just pop out phreaky fast times without doing any training.  Bastage.

Will you wear hip-hugging black leather with pointy toes, and then doing that pose?  Then, kick away, sistah.

i'm out.  i'm useless at work with a hangover.  but might go drink up friday night with jack...last weekend in va before deploying. 

Enjoy.  And that is cool that you two are going out and socializing.

I didn't think your BF was named jack.  You two-timin'?

Put 2 pencils up your nose and walk around work and see what kind of reaction you'll get.

nope boyfriend is not jack.  jack is an old friend.  who in here was calling me jack for like a week?  if my boyfriend was deploying in 10 days i would NOT be here right now!

But how would that be anything different than the usual?

That was me, and it was more like 2 weeks.  Are you and "Jack", which I really believe is your other personality, going to go get Tuna sandwiches again?