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2012-12-20 2:53 PM
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1stTimeTri - 2012-12-20 2:51 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-20 2:42 PMI hate you guys so much right now.
. I still LOF you, Tony.

Really?  Huh.  Well, I guess you learn something new every day. 

Oh, and HAI!!!  How is you is? 



2012-12-20 2:57 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #191: IsTANT this a lot of fun?
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 2:53 PM

1stTimeTri - 2012-12-20 2:51 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-20 2:42 PMI hate you guys so much right now.
. I still LOF you, Tony.

Really?  Huh.  Well, I guess you learn something new every day. 

Oh, and HAI!!!  How is you is? 

. I be hurtin' from 2 rounds of clearing snow, and restin' up for whenever I can get to round 3. I be all stinky from no shower yet today. Pee yew! You recovered yet from IM AZ?
2012-12-20 3:00 PM
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anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

2012-12-20 3:01 PM
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I have been eating Cuties all afternoon long. It is like I can't stop!  You eat one and immediately you want to eat another!!!
2012-12-20 3:03 PM
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mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

Yeah! Right On! Men are the masters...of their domain. And not even that.

Isn't this the Woman's lib rule book?

2012-12-20 3:04 PM
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mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.



2012-12-20 3:04 PM
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ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

2012-12-20 3:04 PM
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1stTimeTri - 2012-12-20 2:57 PM
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 2:53 PM

1stTimeTri - 2012-12-20 2:51 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-20 2:42 PMI hate you guys so much right now.
. I still LOF you, Tony.

Really?  Huh.  Well, I guess you learn something new every day. 

Oh, and HAI!!!  How is you is? 

. I be hurtin' from 2 rounds of clearing snow, and restin' up for whenever I can get to round 3. I be all stinky from no shower yet today. Pee yew! You recovered yet from IM AZ?

Ick.  No shower?  What the heck are you waiting for? 

I *think* I'm fully recovered... at the very least I'm back to doing 10km runs and 1.5 hr bike rides fairly easily, and I was done walking like a challenged penguin 2 days after the race.   

Next up... Beach to Battleship!  (then maybe IMCdA in 2014?

2012-12-20 3:06 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #191: IsTANT this a lot of fun?
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM

mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.



Works for me. Giggity...
2012-12-20 3:06 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #191: IsTANT this a lot of fun?
mehaner - 2012-12-20 3:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

If you have to ask, then yes, clearly you are.  

I freakin' HATE that logic.  It's the same logic my mum was throwing at me when my ex split.  It didn't go over well. 

2012-12-20 3:07 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #191: IsTANT this a lot of fun?
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Self-assessment is strictly forbidden. Forward us a pic and we will let you know if that is true.



2012-12-20 3:08 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #191: IsTANT this a lot of fun?
mehaner - 2012-12-20 3:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

. So, is she Mormon and he can seek more than one wife? WTF?? I understand the intention, but shouldn't they then NOT discuss this so they don't get distracted????
2012-12-20 3:08 PM
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Samyg - 2012-12-20 4:07 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Self-assessment is strictly forbidden. Forward us a pic and we will let you know if that is true.

ONLY HUSBAND GETS BUTT PICTURES.  it was in the bible.

2012-12-20 3:10 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #191: IsTANT this a lot of fun?
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:08 PM
Samyg - 2012-12-20 4:07 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Self-assessment is strictly forbidden. Forward us a pic and we will let you know if that is true.

ONLY HUSBAND GETS BUTT PICTURES.  it was in the bible.

Well, I am a husband! And the bible also says: "sharing is caring", "ask and you shall receive",  and "Do not go into TT"

2012-12-20 3:11 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #191: IsTANT this a lot of fun?
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

How are you supposed to get your spouse's attention when you're dressed like a nun?

Heh.



Edited by lisac957 2012-12-20 3:11 PM
2012-12-20 3:11 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #191: IsTANT this a lot of fun?
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 3:04 PM
1stTimeTri - 2012-12-20 2:57 PM
blueyedbikergirl - 2012-12-20 2:53 PM

1stTimeTri - 2012-12-20 2:51 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-20 2:42 PMI hate you guys so much right now.
. I still LOF you, Tony.

Really?  Huh.  Well, I guess you learn something new every day. 

Oh, and HAI!!!  How is you is? 

. I be hurtin' from 2 rounds of clearing snow, and restin' up for whenever I can get to round 3. I be all stinky from no shower yet today. Pee yew! You recovered yet from IM AZ?

Ick.  No shower?  What the heck are you waiting for? 

I *think* I'm fully recovered... at the very least I'm back to doing 10km runs and 1.5 hr bike rides fairly easily, and I was done walking like a challenged penguin 2 days after the race.   

Next up... Beach to Battleship!  (then maybe IMCdA in 2014?

. You're waaaaaay ahead of me in fitness. STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD!!


2012-12-20 3:12 PM
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Bye TANites. Might check on you later.
2012-12-20 3:14 PM
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mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

2012-12-20 3:16 PM
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ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:14 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

haha you are assuming you are allowed to even have sex before you are married.  MISTAKE!

(to clarify, my friend did NOT choose the book and does NOT like it.  the leader of her small group - our head minister - chose it.  and people wonder why i don't go there anymore...)

2012-12-20 3:16 PM
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ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 3:14 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

Cord and I will give it to him.. It only seems fair.

2012-12-20 3:16 PM
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mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:16 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:14 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

haha you are assuming you are allowed to even have sex before you are married.  MISTAKE!

(to clarify, my friend did NOT choose the book and does NOT like it.  the leader of her small group - our head minister - chose it.  and people wonder why i don't go there anymore...)

Haha, ok, but if he were the hubby, THEN it would be ok, right?



2012-12-20 3:17 PM
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Techdiver - 2012-12-20 3:16 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 3:14 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

Cord and I will give it to him.. It only seems fair.

 

whhhhhattttttt?

2012-12-20 3:17 PM
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Techdiver - 2012-12-20 1:16 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 3:14 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

Cord and I will give it to him.. It only seems fair.

ya all 3 of us will have hot pizza together!

 

Wait we are talking about food right?

2012-12-20 3:18 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-20 3:17 PM
Techdiver - 2012-12-20 1:16 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 3:14 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

Cord and I will give it to him.. It only seems fair.

ya all 3 of us will have hot pizza together!

 

Wait we are talking about food right?

Pizza and Beer I assume we could do chicken wings too.

2012-12-20 3:18 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-12-20 4:17 PM
Techdiver - 2012-12-20 1:16 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 3:14 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
ratherbeswimming - 2012-12-20 4:04 PM
mehaner - 2012-12-20 4:00 PM

anyone want to make fun of church folk with me (i know we have some of you in here but you will even laugh at this one)

so i called my friend to see if she'd come to a christmas party tonight, and she said she couldn't because she had her small group meeting tonight.  they are talking about being sexual saints in their marriage which means:  only seek attention from your spouse, dress modestly, do not read romance novels or watch romance movies so that you are not distracted from the romance you should share only with your spouse, and wives - if your husband strays it's because you didn't have enough sex with him, and this rule only applies in sex because there is no other outlet for that energy that your husband has...

WHAT???   REALLY????

I hate crap like this. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

i'm wondering if i'm cheating on my husband right now because my butt looks fantastic in these pants.

Obviously my boyfriend can get pizza from someone else while I'm at Basic and OCS, right? Because he has to get it somewhere?

Cord and I will give it to him.. It only seems fair.

ya all 3 of us will have hot pizza together!

 

Wait we are talking about food right?

Pictures?

Wait. No. That's not really my thing. I think. I'm not sure.

Send me one. I'll let you know if I want more.

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