Subject: RE: TAN #196 BlaTANt Adulation for Yanti the Indefatigable!lisac957 - 2013-03-13 2:28 PM Hahaha I just got a message on a dating site that starts "hi how are you my name's gym" I stopped reading there. He spells his name GYM? Is that you Kido? His mother was a new immigrant to America. It's was late and his mother was tired after nearly 30 hours of labor!!! She had gone through many trials and tribulations through the pregnancy. She did not know who he father was. Her only memory of the night was the vodka she drank with her best friend, Natasha. Upon realizing she was pregnant she was shunned by her parents and her village. She began sending mass e-mails to people asking for help. Most of these were ignored or ended up in SPAM folders, but a very nice man named Jim who promised to help her. He owned the farm and let her stay in his guesthouse until she could find a job. Jim was very honorable and had no ill-intentions towards this young lady. It was an opportunity for him to share his blessings. Sadly, a few days before she gave birth to her son, Jim was killed in a combine accident (because it's Kansas and that's how I assume people there tend to die). Her English was still not good, so when she filled out the birth certificate, she named her baby in honor of the man who saved her life. Her dearest "Gym." |