Tan #86 - I told you so... (Page 47)

I always feel like I've haven't accomplished something if I haven't irritated at least one person by the end of the day.

I think Goggs irritates everyone every day.

I hate you so much.

Well.  By my standards, meherczeg has now had a productive day, evidently.

you are IRRITATING me now

YAAAAYYYYYYYY drive safe

Drive safeLY.

I is an engineer.  I don't rite so good.

OK so I went home for lunch to get something I forgot. It was supposed to be just `run down there, go get my sh*t, get back to work.'

But alas, someone was moving. They had the elevator occupied. The other elevator seemed to be stopped at 15 as well. So here's a group of people waiting for the elevators. None come.

I complain, off the neighbor who is moving. The maintenance guy gets involved and I ask him why the elevators suck so much and that the mover shouldn't have sole possession of both elevators. She complains to me some more, we argue momentarily, other residents argue for and against me. Finally the moving elevator comes down and they say nobody's holding the other elevator. It must be broke, the other maintenance guy says. `Are you fu**ing kidding me?' I say, and take off up the 10 flights of stairs, get my sh*t from my condo and go back down.

When I get there the lady who's moving is about me to the doorperson, who immediately gets snotty with me saying `We're AWARE the elevator is broken and we're calling someone to come fix it, is that OK with YOU!?' I said `That's fine with me. This should've been done a while ago, not just now.' and she said `I had to run some errands.' I just rolled my eyes (she's never ever at her desk and even if she is can't get her fat a** around the desk to open the door or do her job in any way). Anyway I then left, having argued with no less than three people in a span of 45 mintues.

Then some wavering homeless drunk was walking down the street and basically walked into me. I tried to move because homeless people are disgusting but he still walked into me and I kind of spun him around, and he dropped his bottle. It didn't break or anything but some rotgut spilled out and he goes `MAAAAANNN watch wheh you goin'!' It took pretty much every fiber of my being not to go push him down and kick him a few times.

Grr I hate inconsiderate people and the homeless!

You must not be a very good engineer.  You have a decent sense of humor.  All good engineers have humor that is ENTIRELY based on puns.

do you hate ALL homeless or just the inconsiderate ones?

eww my ex made like 100 puns/minute.  he must be the BEST engineer ever.

Dude, that should have been your plan from the get-go.  I expect to see that 20 minutes on your training log.

Strained ligament in the right knee ... didn't want to run stairs today.

I just broke my iPod.  Now I have to listen to loud phone conversations. 

I'm going to drive to Madison tonight to get my drunk on.

Take your headphones, plug them into your sound out put on your computer and go to pandora.com,  Problem solved!

Or, start a new game I like to call "I don't think the amplifier in my phone works either!"

you don't have a car.

Hahaha...I do have some music on my iPhone, just not as much as I wanted.  I always forget about Pandora.

Rental. I get mid-size cars or mid-size SUVs for $11-$14 a day from O'Scare.

Goin' to get some BBQ with my lady tonight, woooooo hoooooo. You're jealous.

I'm going to Madison to get drunk with Amyjo, Aidana and Wavedog.

But yes, BBQ with your lady does sound like a good time.

Edited by mr2tony 2009-11-20 3:16 PM

I am.  Haven't been able to eat it without getting sick since I had my gall bladder taken out.